Proper Intro!!!

[fugjostle]

Originally posted by butty
lol - rach u dont wanna know about woody hes a tool, n e ways back to me

LMAO... quality m8

lol fuggers aye i know 80% of the peeps have got the dj trump card but ive also got the supersaver gold premium god like webmaster card - now that 1's got me some places in my time

PMSL... aye thats a good card that one. Not many with that one, GLP pass in the extreme (GLP = God-Like Person)

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DJ Fug, web master wannabe ;-)

[butty]

Originally posted by fugjostle

PMSL... aye thats a good card that one. Not many with that one, GLP pass in the extreme (GLP = God-Like Person)

lol nah mate i got 1 better than that ive got the GLPWC pass (god like person with charisma) now u dont find many of them out there in the webmaster world

[fugjostle]

LMAO.. I can picture it now..

"Sorry Sir, your names not on the list"

"Don't you know who I am? I'm the funky buttster, superstar of the old skool world. I am your God !!!! bow before me"

"Oh, sorry sir... you didn't look fecked enuff to be Butty the ub3rM4st3r"



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[Rachel]

Ok i don't want to know about Woodey

Fugjostle what about yourself tell me more??

Are you as lovley as they say

[Pixie]

Originally posted by Rachel
A little message for Woody

1) i am v v v fitty
2) of Course Blonde Hair
3) Deffo female last time i checked

That is enough???? for me.

Now woody what about yourself???

Oh dear oh dear oh dear....now you've opened the flood gates !!! lol. You shouldn't have asked him that one babes !!!

I'll tell you the truth about Woody - he looks like Fred West, he hangs about with people who shag small girls on hessian sacks and all his post is delivered wrapped in brown paper !! lol.

just kidding Woody babes !!!

Anyway, welcome to the board Rach - grad a stella, pull up a chair and get waffling with the madhouse !!!

Thanks to Joker for the warning about my chair - I'm old now so have one of the special comfy chairs in the corner, complete with my little vodka side table !!!!!

*shouts* Tonksi.....fetch me my zimmer frame !!!! lol

[Pixie]

Originally posted by Rachel
Why should i not feed him???

Tell me more

well, you know what happens to gremlins when u feed em after midnight .......... *queue scary music*

[Rachel]

Nice one Pixie,

I have been also decided that i am going to stay away from the post man as well, you never now how it is going to be

Have got room for another on that Chair??

I also have a grand bottle vodka here? are you interstead?

[fugjostle]

Originally posted by Rachel
Ok i don't want to know about Woodey

Fugjostle what about yourself tell me more??

Are you as lovley as they say

I would like to tell a little white lie and say that I'm like the non-midget version of Tom Cruise with a huge packet... but you'll probably meet me one day at a GT and know me to be a great big dirty lier

I'm really ugly, fat, have bad skin, walk funny, smell of pungent rotten vegitables and have a mental age of 5. I'm pretty handy with a blender tho... my milkshakes are to die for

Want to know more?

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Fugg MD

[Pixie]

Originally posted by fugjostle



I would like to tell a little white lie and say that I'm like the non-midget version of Tom Cruise with a huge packet... but you'll probably meet me one day at a GT and know me to be a great big dirty lier

I'm really ugly, fat, have bad skin, walk funny, smell of pungent rotten vegitables and have a mental age of 5. I'm pretty handy with a blender tho... my milkshakes are to die for

Want to know more?

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Fugg MD

And he always has a handy supply of lard and a pair of velcro mittens on him !!

[butty]

Originally posted by fugjostle



I would like to tell a little white lie and say that I'm like the non-midget version of Tom Cruise with a huge packet... but you'll probably meet me one day at a GT and know me to be a great big dirty lier

I'm really ugly, fat, have bad skin, walk funny, smell of pungent rotten vegitables and have a mental age of 5. I'm pretty handy with a blender tho... my milkshakes are to die for

Want to know more?

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Fugg MD

i dont know about her mate but i certainly do lol

[Pixie]

Originally posted by Rachel
Nice one Pixie,

I have been also decided that i am going to stay away from the post man as well, you never now how it is going to be

Have got room for another on that Chair??

I also have a grand bottle vodka here? are you interstead?

Cheers hun *hug* I'm always interested in vodka - I mean, is a fish waterproof!?? Isn't there always just one shoe in the road!??
Some things are just as important as life it's self - and vodka is one of them !!

*Pixie pulls up another chair for her new bezzie mate Rach*

[butty]

Originally posted by Pixie



*Pixie pulls up another chair for her new bezzie mate Rach*

mind if i sit on yer knees

[woody]

Originally posted by Pixie


Oh dear oh dear oh dear....now you've opened the flood gates !!! lol. You shouldn't have asked him that one babes !!!

I'll tell you the truth about Woody - he looks like Fred West, he hangs about with people who shag small girls on hessian sacks and all his post is delivered wrapped in brown paper !! lol.

just kidding Woody babes !!!

*ahem*

just thought i'd clear a few things up.
1) sorry for not replying earlier miss rachel but some of us have to work
2) i am extremely good lookin
3) i am hung like a llama (hence the references)
4) the white stuff you need to be wary of is definately not spit
5) Backstabber Butty is going to have his set sabotaged tonight by a mystery sabotager
6) i am really really luvly
7) so ner
8) i am a compulsive liar
9) i an a millionaire
10) grad - i'll have you next time too.

so, now that we've got that cleared up, when can i take you out honey, i know this great little chinese

his names Jet Li LOL

gotta go now kids, apparently i've got to watch some Sh*tty Djs tonight somewhere. Rick somebody & buffy the vinyl slayer or summat - who knows eh

ps Rachel, what Butty/Buffy (whatever) meant to say but totally lacked the accent is

"how YOU doin??"

[Pixie]

Originally posted by butty


mind if i sit on yer knees

What, again ...course you can my sweet....only if I can sit on yours after :p :

[fugjostle]

ROFLMAO @ Butty the vinyl slayer

pure genius

Butty m8, what would you like to know about me?

I'm a capricorn, hazel eyes that are some time green. I'm a smoker.. wltm single female (species not important) preferably alive but not not a necessity. Into S&M, WS, etc etc (this is getting less funny and more sad as I continue).

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Fug