girl in my bed 1:18 am

[nathan]

ok there is a girl in my bed passed out and I'm wide awake. If anyone else is awake and comes up with a good suggestion soon then i may try it out. I might just smoke myself stupid. she's very drunk and no chance of waking up unfortunatly.
ps:- if you're coming to cometogether no mention of this as I'm very drunk and she may be with me.

ps:- I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me

[butty]

in n out like a robbers dog mate thats what its all about. in fact how fars london from here??

[Tigger]

I reckon you should move the wardrobe to in front of the door b4 u crash out - then when u wake up you can pretend you don't know where you are, how you got there or how to get out.

If she's really hungover you could probably convince her that you've been abducted by aliens and are actually in their spaceship!

[Dj M Jaxx]

Lololol at Tigger

O....and Nathan m8....how did it end up fella

Did you both ComeTogether..... ( Sorry, poor joke )

[fugjostle]

Shave her while she's asleep and insert bugging devices into her vagina. Not sure why cause I'm high as a kite from night nurse, probably shouldn't take it with breakfast but it ownz.

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[Tigger]

SO come on nath - spill the beanz.....

Were you a little bugger last night or what?????

[nathan]

and feel like shite.
She woke up at 6am full of beans (after i'd been asleep 2 hrs) put in a piss poor performance she went shopping (probably to cheer herself up!) and i went back to sleep at 10 am. i think the tracking device was a good idea. But the shaving may have been a short job