Persons of the cloth are just daft!!!!!

[Armando Needlefluff]

Had a very very near miss with the wedding today.
i rung the vicar to ask him when the rehersal is, seen as our big day is in a week and a half so he informs me that he's on holiday and a stand in vicar is performing the deed and hell get him to ring me. which is no prob.
anyway i put the phone down then thought better check everythings ok so i rung him back just to check.
when asked he said oh weve not reseived the reading of the banns from tammys parish church.
eeerrrrr whats that mr man of god.
apparently we should have seen the vicar at the parish where tam lives and three weeks on the run he would have read the banns.

oh fuckin ell
AL started to sweat

eeerrr so what does that meen???????
that meens i had to go to liverpool and get a marraige licence for
60 bastard quid
60 quid i couldnt belive it
now im really pissed off
you pay the church £280 and the vicar expects you to do every thing. bloody rip off if you ask me.
stupid church

[Dj M Jaxx]

Lolol Alec

I dont know m8....... the feckers will be werin Cowboy hats to church next...bloody con artists

Good luck to you and DeeDee for the big day m8, im sure all will go to perfection fella

If it was anything like my wedding, everything goes so quick...you forget what happens for about 3 months when the mental mist clears

Have a a great day both of you

[The Joker]

Bummer m8, feckin rip off artists they r indeed!

anyways hope the day goes well 4 ya both!! We may well do a thread similar 2 Red Manc's 4 ur big day....................

[Tonksi]

Ferk soz to hear about that Alec.....vicars eh...tsk tsk worse than taxi drivers........(this is only a opinion and in no way is it meant to cause uneccesary backlash from any OSA taxi drivers readings this whom I am sure are very effecient,honest and relaible)...thankyou:p