how do you want your eggs

[Dj M Jaxx]

off to make a full English....... anyone want one ???

[The Joker]

Ohhhhhhhhh Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr pwease m8!!!

Can I have waiter service ???



Can I have the full monty n all???

[Dj M Jaxx]

How dya want your eggs m8

Poached
Scrambled
or just fried sunny side up ?????

[Jimmy]

sunny side up much more realistic n squishy.

you can play a top game of

'Egg Jenga'

see how much stuff you can balance on your sunny fried before you burst the yolk.

I've managed 2 tomatoes but only by balancnig them with the aid of lasers n fishing line !

[Clare Wrexham!]

Scrambled just like my brain!!

[grad]

get black pudding out lad :p

[Dj M Jaxx]

Originally posted by Jimmy
sunny side up much more realistic n squishy.

you can play a top game of

'Egg Jenga'

see how much stuff you can balance on your sunny fried before you burst the yolk.

I've managed 2 tomatoes but only by balancnig them with the aid of lasers n fishing line !

Jimmy...... dont play with your food ......o and by the way two tomatoes & a slice of bread so far ( Tee Hee ):p

Scrambled egg coming right up clare........ do you want an umbrela in your mug of tea dear ????

[Dj M Jaxx]

Originally posted by grad
get black pudding out lad :p

Sliced it....fried it .....ate it......f**ked off

[Clare Wrexham!]

Originally posted by Dj M Jaxx


Jimmy...... dont play with your food ......o and by the way two tomatoes & a slice of bread so far ( Tee Hee ):p

Scrambled egg coming right up clare........ do you want an umbrela in your mug of tea dear ????

LOL Yes please but keep reminding me its there so I dont waste valuable scrambled egg time looking for it

Grad - Black pudding???!!!

[Dj M Jaxx]

Originally posted by Clare Wrexham!


LOL Yes please but keep reminding me its there so I dont waste valuable scrambled egg time looking for it

Good tip 4u Clare.......pop it behind your ear like this Pop idol/ Brother Beyond super look-a-like gaddgie.....should be abble to find it then lololol

[Clare Wrexham!]

Cool thanks M Jaxx, do you think it would work for large golfing umbrellas??

[Dj M Jaxx]

Originally posted by Clare Wrexham!
Cool thanks M Jaxx, do you think it would work for large golfing umbrellas??

Think you might need a big ear for that one Clare, I hear Prince Charles tried it ones...... but still waiting for an update of him as to weather or not it was a sucsessful atempt......will keep ya posted

[fugjostle]

Extra Black Pudding and hash brown for me mate

I'll get a priest to remove the mushrooms and egg then bless the plate so that I don't smoke a big hairy turd in hell.

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