John Trav and Tom Cruise

Amelie · #1 24th January 2008, 12:15 PM

Which one out of the two is the most likely gay?

Jonno · #2 24th January 2008, 12:22 PM

If I was honest I'd say they both were - but if I had to choose one it would be Cruise

lastnightadj · #3 24th January 2008, 12:22 PM

Easily Tom

Quentin's Monologue from 'Sleep With Me'

Originally written by Roger Avary

What's a film about, what's it really about? What genre does it take?

[Duane: What, like the spine? Like one sentence?]

No, I don't, fucking boy meets girl, I don't give a shit about that. Fuck boy meets girl, fuck motorcycle movie. No, what is really being said? What's really being said, that's what you're talking about. 'Cause the whole idea, man, is subversion. You want subversion on a massive level. You know what one of the greatest fucking scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? Top Gun.

[Duane: Oh, come on.]

Top Gun is fucking great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots. [Duane: It's about a bunch of guys waving their dicks around.] It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man.

You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways.

[Duane: What about Kelly McGillis?]

Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie...

He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the fuck, what the fuck is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'm do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it.

Okay, now let me just ask you--I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right?...

All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fucking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fucking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fucking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! Fuckin' A, man!

Shooms · #4 24th January 2008, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lastnightadj

Easily Tom

Quentin's Monologue from 'Sleep With Me'

Originally written by Roger Avary

What's a film about, what's it really about? What genre does it take?

[Duane: What, like the spine? Like one sentence?]

No, I don't, fucking boy meets girl, I don't give a shit about that. Fuck boy meets girl, fuck motorcycle movie. No, what is really being said? What's really being said, that's what you're talking about. 'Cause the whole idea, man, is subversion. You want subversion on a massive level. You know what one of the greatest fucking scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? Top Gun.

[Duane: Oh, come on.]

Top Gun is fucking great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots. [Duane: It's about a bunch of guys waving their dicks around.] It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man.

You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways.

[Duane: What about Kelly McGillis?]

Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie...

He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the fuck, what the fuck is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'm do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it.

Okay, now let me just ask you--I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right?...

All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fucking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fucking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fucking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! Fuckin' A, man!

Here's a youtube link instead

YouTube - gay top gun sword fights!

Shooms · #5 24th January 2008, 01:19 PM

For the record I think they're BOTH fudge packers

adamw · #6 24th January 2008, 01:19 PM

That Katie Holmes is in for one helluva shock when she finds out...

pleasuredrom2 · #7 24th January 2008, 01:35 PM

Tom, but arent all actors?

Shooms · #8 24th January 2008, 01:40 PM

Tawwkin of Top Gun.... I bought this

Various - Top Gun Original Motion Picture Soundtrack

for this

YouTube - Teena Marie - Lead Me On

lastnightadj · #9 24th January 2008, 01:43 PM

It's all about Kenny Loggins Dangerzone for me

Amelie · #10 24th January 2008, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lastnightadj

It's all about Kenny Loggins Dangerzone for me

Does it give you wood Ben, does it eh?

Amelie · #11 24th January 2008, 01:52 PM

I always thought that Kelly McGillis (sp?), whilst obviously very attractive did look waaay to old for Tom in that film. Or was that part of it?

Shooms · #12 24th January 2008, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amelie

I always thought that Kelly McGillis (sp?), whilst obviously very attractive did look waaay to old for Tom in that film. Or was that part of it?

She's got weird tits... had them out in Witness... I can remem I was most disappointed as I'd watched Top Gun before I'd watched Witness & proper fancied her... they're a bit lefty / righty if you know what I mean

northern minx · #13 24th January 2008, 02:20 PM

think they are both gay and - are they both scientologists too? very odd - is it like being in wink wink nudge nudge wear ya hankie in ya pocket club? lol