To Those Who Enjoy A Drink & To Those That Dont

[betty spaghetti]

As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria".


In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feaces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service


Hope you all have the most smashingest of weekends OSA'ers

[Saysay]

Haha thats ace faye!

[JD7]

ROFL

[tricky nicky]

mmmmmmmmmmmm wine it is then!!!!

[Legends Nick]

If you drink water in London its meant to of already passed through the human body twice

[rich_m]

Genius mate, this could quite possibly be the best post on the web.

Excellent work!

[Ozmeister]

I knew it, i knew i was healthy

[Jiglo]

Guess American filtration standards aren't as high as they are here, or written by somebody in africa

[simzzzz]

lol

i drink loads of water and you really put me off it now !!!!!!!