Tell us three things bout ya self...one is a lie

[Mesh]

OK it's like the title says...tell us three things and one has to be a fib and then we all guess which one is the lie
I'll start........
1. I was once a Brown Owl
2. I once volunteerd for the WRVS
3. I was once sexually assaulted by a ghost

Which one is a fib and then over to you..................

[Shooms]

You were never a brown owl....

A psychedelic cockatoo maybe


1. Once upon a time many moons ago I was buff, ripped, megafit & on the way to Sandhurst for a career in the army.. damn all those drugs, raves & goodtimes...
2. I've got more girth than Garth
3. I absolutely adore gabba