German Food

[Konspiracy]

I thought the Brits were atrocious but by jesus these fellas take some beating

Dont get me wrong, I like the germans, and its bollocks about them not having a sense of humour, they must have to eat this shite

In the last few days Ive eaten the following at hotels / restaurants:

1. Dried meatballs on a bed of vinegar soaked cabbage (possibly 2-3 days old)

2. "Poached" (microwaved) salmon drizzled with an unidentifiable pink sauce with spinach sludge and tinned boiled potatoes

3. Strips of fillet steak (bollocks) on a bed of sloppy pasta in a sweet curry sauce

4. Curry coco cream soup (see above for last nights left overs) with crabs (i think they were of the fish kind)

5. Salad with Roast Prawns (who roasts prawns ffs, they were rock hard)

I cannae take any more, my insides are hurting and Im developing a moustache

Cheers

Lars

[Shooms]

On the plus side you've been having multi-pierced 50 somethings shitting on your stomach for a pittance

And some of them were women !

[T.C]

lol, well I admit that if / when I finally get to the German Christmas Market I was only gonna try some of the cherry beer, but you dont display a good advert for checking out any food stalls

[marchwiel]

Originally Posted by Konspiracy

Dont get me wrong, I like the germans, and its bollocks about them not having a sense of humour, they must have to eat this shite

Right then, next time you come round to mine you can get your own food if you are going to come on here and slag off my cooking

[JACKG]

I went Germany watchin England in the World Cup 2006 and I agree 100%. The food was absolutely awful

Their Beer is bloody brilliant though

Gotta say though the Germans were unbelievably nice

[tucker2005]

Originally Posted by JACKG

I went Germany watchin England in the World Cup 2006 and I agree 100%. The food was absolutely awful

Their Beer is bloody brilliant though

Gotta say though the Germans were unbelievably nice

coz the sorry about there nations behavouir in ze war. lol

[Amelie]

Originally Posted by tucker2005

coz the sorry about there nations behavouir in ze war. lol

Lol, nearly as sorry as i am for your terrible spelling!

I like German food

[Shooms]

Originally Posted by Amelie

I like German food

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels,
door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles...

Do you also like snowflakes that stay on your nose & eyelashes

How do you feel about bright copper kettles & packages wrapped up with string ?

[Amelie]

Originally Posted by Shooms

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels,
door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles...

Do you also like snowflakes that stay on your nose & eyelashes

How do you feel about bright copper kettles & packages wrapped up with string ?

Well, these are a few of my fave things!

[Amelie]

Originally Posted by Shooms

packages wrapped up with string ?

Jonno laughs, but ever year i wrap my Christmas gifts up for people with brown paper and string. Occasionaly i go mental and spray a little antique gold glitter on the string before wrapping, but usually not.

I also thread popcorn onto fishing wire as garland on the tree, and i have real red and white candy cane things an all. Plus edible ginger heart bisc's. I could go on lol.

[Shooms]

Originally Posted by Amelie

Jonno laughs, but ever year i wrap my Christmas gifts up for people with brown paper and string. Occasionaly i go mental and spray a little antique gold glitter on the string before wrapping, but usually not.

I also thread popcorn onto fishing wire as garland on the tree, and i have real red and white candy cane things an all. Plus edible ginger heart bisc's. I could go on lol.

Awww - you're just how a real wife should be....

@ Pauly P... I'd be having a word mate... you're being given very short shrift...

[sweet sensation]

Originally Posted by Shooms

Awww - you're just how a real wife should be....

@ Pauly P... I'd be having a word mate... you're being given very short shrift...

I take it youre having a go at my less than wifely dutys?

I give great head thats much more important that putting popcorn on a tree

[Amelie]

Originally Posted by sweet sensation

I take it youre having a go at my less than wifely dutys?

I give great head thats much more important that putting popcorn on a tree

Lol i was actually going to say yesterday 'what she lacks in wife skills she makes up for in tits', but i thought it a bit private lol. It seems timid now

[sweet sensation]

Originally Posted by Amelie

Lol i was actually going to say yesterday 'what she lacks in wife skills she makes up for in tits', but i thought it a bit private lol. It seems timid now

lol I dont think theres many people that dont know I have big tits!

[Jiglo]

Bratwursts are damn tasty though