dont prank duke

[Duke]

ello , my m8 thought it wud be funny 2 nic my fishing tackle out off my car last nite , well i got up at 6 am , i was out my door 4 625 , as i went out i saw sum rubbish by my car i just kicked it away , after about 30 sec's i rememberd that the stuff that was on the floor ad cum out of my boot , i opened my boot 2 see that my 110liter ruck sac was gone as was my waders , n skeetec boots , im fucking mad , i drove to work n rang the wife as cud'nt find my house keys either, i then rang the oldbill to say my car had been broken into n my stuff ad gone , the wife rings me bac to give me my details so i cud ring the insurance , at about 1030 i rang to tell my m8 , i told him id rang the police about it , n he was like u aint av ya , i was like cause i av ya **** what wud u do if it was ur tackle , at that i said u aint got it av ya , he said yeah i took it as a joke (ffs sum joke ). well after i found that out he was every **** under the sun ,so i thought i'd get my own bac , i've told him i rang the oldbill bac n they gave me a bollocking about wasting there time n shit , so they av asked me too tell him to ring them as he was the cause of there wasted time , i gave him the crime number n told him 2 ring smethwick police as soon as pos , he is shiting he's self now as i gave him the crime number at 8pm 2nite , he's wife was going mad at him as she's a teacher n dont want any trouble at her house as i said they asked if i still wanted to press charges as it was still theft , i said no but they still want him 2 ring them i cant wait 4 him 2 call em as he gets propa para lol ....i'll let ya all know 2mozz whats gone on , ,,,i hope he cant sleep 2nite

[GaryBaldi]

fishing tackle ,thats not funny at all.

i hope your mate gets well para,
he deserves it !!!!!

[sy69]

Id have thrown them in a skip fishing rubbish
Proper **** of a trick that mate,brick his front door up aswell.

[leaky]

haha they do have an awful habbit of backfiring. i once told a mate id won some dollar on lottery when it 1st started, i had been loaned a £15,000 motor, bearing in mind my motors back then were usually under £200, anyways he asked me whos it was so i said the 1st thing that popped in my head, which was ide come up trumps on lotto £200 grand, and he promised not to tell no one. (yeah right) following morning got 3 calls from the paper and this went on for 3 days getting hounded by the press, until they eventually ran a story, headlined, lottery loser sets toungs wagging.
backfired big time, and couldn't belive it was the talk of the town. was an eye opener though of what would happen if you really did win a load of cash, you would deffo have to try keep it secret of fook off and live somewhere else.

keep us posted on the outcome duke

[Jiglo]

Haha, Duke, did he actually break in then or has he got a spare set of keys?

And leaky the big lottery winner

[Duke]

nah jigz my lock plays up n only a few ppl know this ,(well every **** knows it now ffs),,,n he was pissed he leaves straigt over the road from me ,

i aint seen him 2day so 'ill ring him 2morra 2 tell em they've been onto me lol

[simzzzz]

ha ha nice one duke

lol.....thats birmingham for ya thieving b@stards take anything

[Benny-Digital]

Pahahahahaaaaa Duke i would love 2 av seen your face man, Pre spliff an allsorts ay lol.

[alexbennett]

fuk me duke what ya doin leavin ya tack in the car man your askin for it , let that be a lesson 2 ya.
fukkin lazy stoner.

[Duke]

Originally Posted by alexbennett

fuk me duke what ya doin leavin ya tack in the car man your askin for it , let that be a lesson 2 ya.
fukkin lazy stoner.

, i always av a rod n sum tackle in my car just in case i think fuck it im going fishing , im 1/2 way there at work lol,
has to b done lol

[Duke]

Originally Posted by Benny-Digital

Pahahahahaaaaa Duke i would love 2 av seen your face man, Pre spliff an allsorts ay lol.

bennny if any cnut cut me up on the way to work id of rammed en off the road m8 haha, mick shouted at me cus i 4got the alarms r done diff now n set a alarm off , i said mick dont fucking start my cars been broken into n my tackles gone ok , i dont give a foook about it ok
he just went quiet
sweeet as pie after that

[Kate.S]

Originally Posted by Duke

ello , my m8 thought it wud be funny 2 nic my fishing tackle out off my car last nite , well i got up at 6 am , i was out my door 4 625 , as i went out i saw sum rubbish by my car i just kicked it away , after about 30 sec's i rememberd that the stuff that was on the floor ad cum out of my boot , i opened my boot 2 see that my 110liter ruck sac was gone as was my waders , n skeetec boots , im fucking mad , i drove to work n rang the wife as cud'nt find my house keys either, i then rang the oldbill to say my car had been broken into n my stuff ad gone , the wife rings me bac to give me my details so i cud ring the insurance , at about 1030 i rang to tell my m8 , i told him id rang the police about it , n he was like u aint av ya , i was like cause i av ya **** what wud u do if it was ur tackle , at that i said u aint got it av ya , he said yeah i took it as a joke (ffs sum joke ). well after i found that out he was every **** under the sun ,so i thought i'd get my own bac , i've told him i rang the oldbill bac n they gave me a bollocking about wasting there time n shit , so they av asked me too tell him to ring them as he was the cause of there wasted time , i gave him the crime number n told him 2 ring smethwick police as soon as pos , he is shiting he's self now as i gave him the crime number at 8pm 2nite , he's wife was going mad at him as she's a teacher n dont want any trouble at her house as i said they asked if i still wanted to press charges as it was still theft , i said no but they still want him 2 ring them i cant wait 4 him 2 call em as he gets propa para lol ....i'll let ya all know 2mozz whats gone on , ,,,i hope he cant sleep 2nite

Ha ha, can't wait to hear about how much of a prat he makes of himself ringing the police That's a brilliant way to get your own back!