Worst Kinds Of Sickness

[elvisontour]

As its that time of year where you get sick because of sudden drop in temprature and others spreading there germs all over you.

WHATS THE WORSE KIND OF FLU SICKNESS YOU HAVE HAD AND SINCE ITS YOUR OWN PERSONAL YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT A NAME????

Mine has to be the SUPER DELUX EDIE CHA CHA FLU - This flu fooks other parts of the body other flu's cant reach.

Take last week, woke up got in the bath thought hmm feels bit cold today il wack heating on full blast so I dont get a cold. Nice hot bath got out got dryed quick and dryed off good and proper before i went out to local hell hole of shopping complex THE STRAND were I suspect the SUPER DELUX EDDIE CHA CHA FLU was waiting for me. Done my shopping and came home....

ALL I CAN SAY IS NEVER AGAIN,

Started off with a little bit of a chill feeling so had a cuppa then a nice headache that followed with a better turn the heat down feeling then a no no no its fooking freezing in here Turn heat back up nah its too hot followed by do i need the toilet omg yes I do feeling. SO felt my head and thought oh no SICK TIME turned and nearly blew my face off with chunks..

Rang the docs only to be told i had to call back in the morning so did that only to be told they were fully booked that day WTF id only just got through i know they sit there not answering the phones as ive been there when they do it FOOOOOKERS.

SO THE SUPER DELUX EDDIE CHA CHA FLU IS THE FLU THATS FOOKS YOU UP FOR DAYS ON END AND STRIKES WHEN ALL OTHER MAD FLUS ARE ABOUT SO YOU CANT SEE THE DOC HOT COLD FREEZING HOT HOT HOT TOO HOT OMG NEED TO BE SICK NEED TO CURL UP IN A BALL AND DIE SORTA FEELING.

AND IM STILL FEELING THE WRATH

MY QUESTION WHY??????

all answer on a post card to curetheflu.com

anyone else had this ??????????????????????????????????????????????

[Mr Radish]

Sure it's not food poisoning???

Hope you feel better soon Elvis.

[Jiglo]

Sorry to hear that mate

Speedy recovery dude!

As for the worst kind of sickness, i'd say it's the Gary Glitter strain as it fucks up kids

[Northern Star]

Man Flu pfft

Being a woman i rarely have time to be ill

[Mr Radish]

Originally Posted by Northern Star

Man Flu pfft

Being a woman i rarely have time to be ill

I have to say in response Debs. . . . .I know not of this man flu as it has not been an unwelcome guest at my house.

[Kate.S]

Originally Posted by elvisontour

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Rang the docs only to be told i had to call back in the morning so did that only to be told they were fully booked that day WTF id only just got through i know they sit there not answering the phones as ive been there when they do it FOOOOOKERS.

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I have this problem all the time, it's such a stupid way to operate things. Did you get the line "sorry the computer won't let us release the appointments yet" Very frustrating! Hope you're feeling better anyway

[Shooms]

All the best Elvis mate - man flu is the most viral, debilitating disease known to errr man

Have a lemsip & a wank mate - always works for me