Bumping into x's

[Dj M Jaxx]

I just had a mad moment.....About a year ago i met this girl in the maddest of ways. My friend was buying some decks for his son, and we found this girl who was selling them...He knew her, and i went to her house with him to make sure the decks where OK as he did not have a clue what he was buying......Anyway to cut a long story short, i took a bit of a shine to this girl, and visa-versa. So i got her phone number off of him, and sent her a txt...she responded with the answer i was hoping, and i went to meet her.

All went well, and i arranged a second date at her house...unfortunatly i thought it would be a good idea to take a bottle of Tequila with me.....Wrong !!!!

You know when you have met someone like through fate...like this is, and you think this could be the one.....well not to be lol

She had a massive hangover, so did not want any tequila....mmmmm more for me, so i drunk so much, i yapped on about shit (as you do when your nervous).....past out on her sofa, and came through at about 4am. I tried to leave her house really quietly, as you do...set the burglar alarm off...and woke her and her one year old son up. Surprisingly, she never txt me back which was a shame.

Anyhooo, i have just walked to the local shop, to get a bottle of tequila, for me and my buddy as we both have the day off, and as irony would have it, she was heading right to-wards me, pushing her son in a pushchair, took one look at me with the bottle of tequila in my hand, and crossed the road to avoid me....hahahahaha

Ive just sent her a txt saying, "was that you i just passed on greenlane".....and guess what....once again, no reply !!!

I will never understand women lol

[lozatronic]

ahahahahahahahaha!

i'm mates with most of my ex's so don't really have any funny stories i'm afraid!

[Northern Star]

lol id have offered you a brown paper bag to go with your tequilla chick

[Dj M Jaxx]

Originally Posted by lozatronic

ahahahahahahahaha!

i'm mates with most of my ex's so don't really have any funny stories i'm afraid!

So am i, but she was the one that got away lol

[MizzDeedz]

I do everything i can to not bump into EX's - like completly avoiding anywhere they might be going or hang around. Ive yet to have an amicable breakup with any guy who I would want to stay friends with.

[li'l Sonz]

Things aren't all bad with ex's. I suppose it depends on who breaks up with who and what you are both like.....

I have one ex who I would try and avoid as he's unpredictable and I can't be bothered with that but if I saw him I wouldn't blank him or anything.

I'm quite good friends with a couple of my other ex's so I suppose things aren't all bad.

Although Jaxxy, after passing out and then tryin to do one from her house waking her up etc, things might have been a little, erm... awkward!!

lol.

p.s men are just as bad as women!!

x

[Dj M Jaxx]

Originally Posted by li'l Sonz

Although Jaxxy, after passing out and then tryin to do one from her house waking her up etc, things might have been a little, erm... awkward!!

lol.

p.s men are just as bad as women!!

x

Yehhh, i reckon it's like that sliding doors sort of thing, if i had only taken a Lt bottle of Tango, things may have been different, i may even have fallen in love and got married by now..........

Thank the Lord and Mexicans for tequila.....GET ON !!!

[Kate.S]

No funny stories about ex's from me I'm afraid, but the bit about having a bottle of tequila in your hand when you saw her had me in stiches!

[Dj M Jaxx]

Originally Posted by Kate.S

No funny stories about ex's from me I'm afraid, but the bit about having a bottle of tequila in your hand when you saw her had me in stiches!

I know,the mad thing was....I aint touched the stuff again since that night..she must of thought to her self "Feck me, the guys never off the shit"

[T.C]

Originally Posted by Dj M Jaxx

I know,the mad thing was....I aint touched the stuff again since that night..she must of thought to her self "Feck me, the guys never off the shit"

It'd be mint if you knew she was gonna be walking past your house one day, and left a couple of bottles of it on the doorstep like milk #
You'd practically be able to hear her dialing AA for you from here

[Jiglo]

Hahahahaha alkie alert!

Pmsl you mad un!

[Dj M Jaxx]

Originally Posted by T.C

It'd be mint if you knew she was gonna be walking past your house one day, and left a couple of bottles of it on the doorstep like milk #
You'd practically be able to hear her dialing AA for you from here

O my god..thats mint. The power of heinsite hey

[northern minx]

Originally Posted by Dj M Jaxx

I just had a mad moment.....About a year ago i met this girl in the maddest of ways. My friend was buying some decks for his son, and we found this girl who was selling them...He knew her, and i went to her house with him to make sure the decks where OK as he did not have a clue what he was buying......Anyway to cut a long story short, i took a bit of a shine to this girl, and visa-versa. So i got her phone number off of him, and sent her a txt...she responded with the answer i was hoping, and i went to meet her.

All went well, and i arranged a second date at her house...unfortunatly i thought it would be a good idea to take a bottle of Tequila with me.....Wrong !!!!

You know when you have met someone like through fate...like this is, and you think this could be the one.....well not to be lol

She had a massive hangover, so did not want any tequila....mmmmm more for me, so i drunk so much, i yapped on about shit (as you do when your nervous).....past out on her sofa, and came through at about 4am. I tried to leave her house really quietly, as you do...set the burglar alarm off...and woke her and her one year old son up. Surprisingly, she never txt me back which was a shame.

Anyhooo, i have just walked to the local shop, to get a bottle of tequila, for me and my buddy as we both have the day off, and as irony would have it, she was heading right to-wards me, pushing her son in a pushchair, took one look at me with the bottle of tequila in my hand, and crossed the road to avoid me....hahahahaha

Ive just sent her a txt saying, "was that you i just passed on greenlane".....and guess what....once again, no reply !!!

I will never understand women lol

oh jaxxy you just made me howl with laughter brilliant
you alcky you!! lol
no stories from me, im pretty much good friends with most of my ex's

[Dj M Jaxx]

Originally Posted by northern minx

oh jaxxy you just made me howl with laughter brilliant
you alcky you!! lol
no stories from me, im pretty much good friends with most of my ex's

Im not an alcky, i just like to test the water lol

I don't know what it is with me and booze, it always seems to lead to mad adventures of randomness, but you would already know that, being a friend of Shabba, im sure she has told you many a mad adventures ive had on da booze lol

[The Joker]

Originally Posted by MizzDeedz

I do everything i can to not bump into EX's - like completly avoiding anywhere they might be going or hang around. Ive yet to have an amicable breakup with any guy who I would want to stay friends with.

I've had one or two amicable break ups & one of my oldest friends is an ex but more recent ones have tried to take me for a ride but I saw through them pretty quick and got rid asap! I'd not be bothered if I saw any of them again as I'm well over them & my life is happier & so much more fuller now it shows in every part of me