Help needed with hungry dog

[DeeDee]

How do i stop this stupid dog from eating my house?
I have just nipped out for 10 mins and the bloody thing has eaten the feckkin headboard!
And that is just one in a long line of things=
skirting board, door frame,whole side of double bed,dado rail,kids star wars figure(qui gon gin),bannister,slippers, toy woody from toy story( but i caught her and saved him he only has a hole in his foot)any post that comes through the door....
Quick help me before i have nothing left......
Answers on a post card to..............

[Dj M Jaxx]

I usually find this stuff, will saticfiy his hunger, and lead to a happy and safe unchewd house



Ps Skippy m8....... when did you start macking dog food fella Lolol

[The Joker]

Happened on 1 of em animal proggies the other day & this is the cure they had 4 a stressed/bored dog (not that I'm sayin urs is), they had a big cardboard box, filled it with screwed up newspapers, sum toys & dog treats, the dog found the treats & then started on the rest of it, he'll prolly make a mess but he might stop chewin everything else!!!

[glazzy]

get one of those toys that u put food in and they have to try and get it out...just make sure you pack a lot of treats in so they don't fall out too quickly

kept our dog occupied for ages...until he realised if he tipped the toy slightly to 1 side then the stuff fell out...

or you could get that toy that looks like a ball and it's got a slot in that's adjustable to let the food out quick or slow, they have to roll 'em round for ages

otherwise i dunno

must cost a bomb m8 to replace everything!!

jayne x

[butty]

At least call him by his name he was born with............ alec



lol

[The Joker]

PMSL @ Bman!!!

[Armando Needlefluff]

Originally posted by butty
At least call him by his name he was born with............ alec



lol

Cheers butty.

LOL

The dogs that thick it would'nt know what to do with one of them there feedie balls.
Stupid dog

[The Frog Meister]

walk the fucker for 3 hours behind the car!!!!

that wi; put it to sleep!

[Taff64]

Staple his Tail and Ears to his basket... that should keep him still for a while....

[butty]

Originally posted by Taff64
Staple his Tail and Ears to his basket... that should keep him still for a while....

lol or staple his ears to his tail that shud b even more amusin



if ne RSPCA representatives may be readin the above was a joke. i dont condone n e form of animal cruelty apart from chickens coz they taste nice lol

[princesswarrior]

PMSL


Xena chewed for about a year, dining table and chairs fresh plaster of my walls shoes clothes all kids toys if left around. I had bought her all the dogs toys and everything but nowt worked, then she grew out of it.

Sorry i carnt help anymore, Feather pillow is funny to see not at the time though

Pw x

[butty]

lol i can imagine ur dog pw walkin around with all its hard bastard dog mates n theer all goin. whats ur name n them all goin "my names butch" "my names rocky" n urs goes my names xena princesss warrior n all the other dogs goin "hardeeeeeees!!"

lol

[princesswarrior]

PMSL lol! what can i say ...................


Pw x

[Tonksi]

PMSL@Butty!!!
Simple I rek u put some nice green in his food(just a touch like) and he'll be chilled as a happy hound dog.
Or get Babara Woodhouses cousin or summat in!!

[DeeDee]

Do you think that if i filed its teeth down to stumps that i would get into trouble with the rspca?The little shit had the three piece yesterday, Alec came in and found a chunk of foam missing, he wasnt best pleased and needless to say the dog took a beating with the afore mentioned chewed cushion!!!!