wedding hell

[Mr Radish]

Originally Posted by T.C

Wow! That castle and the view it overlooks look beautiful mate

!

Ta mate.

Was Special like. Film star would not have done better . . honest!

[very puddled]

The influence my hubs has is that i love him sooo much, he is defo my soul mate , if he wanted to get wed in a sewer i think i would as i would be with him .

[Mr Radish]

Originally Posted by very puddled

The influence my hubs has is that i love him sooo much, he is defo my soul mate , if he wanted to get wed in a sewer i think i would as i would be with him .

I just do as I'm told!

But I love Mrs Radish very much. Pleased for you.

[lottie]

Originally Posted by very puddled

nics , we are just so stressed with keeping every one happy we decided enough .
ive cancelled all arrangements over here , even the church

so we are booking it and we are fooking off , and we want a beach wedding , it was sweets wedding that gave us the idea actually [ thanks sweet ]

we have been looking at limasol [ cyprus] little white chapel , very romantic.

Listen up i have a plan me and Nics will snort it all out , you tell us the dates and we will do the rest , will even have shooms ordained for you , your allowed gay ministers these days so that wont be a problem we will do a good job, Honest

whatever you go with VP the best of luck

[very puddled]

lottie your mad , but you just made me chuckle

imagine mr shooms as a minister , ha ha ha ha

[lottie]

Originally Posted by very puddled

lottie your mad , but you just made me chuckle

imagine mr shooms as a minister , ha ha ha ha

That a thanks but no thanxs then

bet he goes bareback under his vicars frock

[blue jammer]

Check this pic out - there seems to be half of someone missing

[stratabacca]

Originally Posted by very puddled

right me and my hubs are getting married in august next year and the family are all maoning about various things ..

so we have decided to fook off abroad and do it ....

so im in need of destinations , my hubs is thinking cyprus , any one been .

or any one know of nice destinations we can go [somewhere hot]

me and my good wife did this last year,got married at nissi beach about 2 miles outside of aiga napa,got married under a cool gazebo in the hotel gardens over looking the bay that's regarded as the nicest bay on the island,if ya need anymore details give us a shout

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[nics]

Originally Posted by lottie

Listen up i have a plan me and Nics will snort it all out , you tell us the dates and we will do the rest , will even have shooms ordained for you , your allowed gay ministers these days so that wont be a problem we will do a good job, Honest

whatever you go with VP the best of luck

right then shooms is now a fully flegged priesty type person........them net licenses are a piece of pish,

ive booked the local reggy, got it on the cheap coz nobody wanted to get married at 9am monday morning

ive booked the legion for the hafters.......but we gotta be out by 4pm, old reginald popped his cloggs tother week and its his funeral, god bless the awl codger

and the tins of corned beef are on order with the shoplifters

tagather shiftys on a mission with the sayers pasties

shit, forgot the balloons, better get ur arse down the poundland plus uve got enough wind to blow em up you ole trumpet trousers

sounds like a wedding made in heaven

[very puddled]

ha ha ha ha

nics you are off ya head , but you are funny

[lottie]

Originally Posted by nics

ive booked the legion for the hafters.......but we gotta be out by 4pm, old reginald popped his cloggs tother week and its his funeral, god bless the awl codger

:

be reet nics all head to the park with bottles of 20/20 and placci cups , a few party poppers and a boom box .... romantic as hell

[nics]

Originally Posted by lottie

be reet nics all head to the park with bottles of 20/20 and placci cups , a few party poppers and a boom box .... romantic as hell

placci cups......what ya tryin to make urself look posh for.......tis only a cheapo wedding, neck it out of the bottle like normal ya tramsparse....this time dont spill any!!!

[very puddled]

eh you pair my wedding is not a cheapo wedding . i just cant be arsed with the family complaining

[nics]

Originally Posted by very puddled

eh you pair my wedding is not a cheapo wedding . i just cant be arsed with the family complaining

dint mean it that way missy, i know its your special day etc...

but this is what would happen if you had crackbag n sluttie keks for your wedding planners

[lottie]

Originally Posted by nics

placci cups......what ya tryin to make urself look posh for.......tis only a cheapo wedding, neck it out of the bottle like normal ya tramsparse....this time dont spill any!!!

Goin up in the world mi dear , placci cups n straws ( cue cutter )

Originally Posted by very puddled

eh you pair my wedding is not a cheapo wedding . i just cant be arsed with the family complaining

arghh we are only messin im sure your wedding will be lovely as long as you get to marry the man you love then thats all that matters eh