Corned Beef legs....

[mrshifter]

Originally Posted by Shooms

Especially when he's got Mr Jolly as his sig

"What's Mr Jolly got that we haven't got..... ?"

"...our fairy liquid!"

Low-brow comedy genius
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I really must think before I open my mouth in future

[STEADMANSCOTT]

use bio oil thatws good and exfoliatethe backs of ur legs and scrubb them, the more u srubb the more it'l go sounds daft but try it

[Shooms]

Originally Posted by STEADMANSCOTT

use bio oil thatws good and exfoliatethe backs of ur legs and scrubb them, the more u srubb the more it'l go sounds daft but try it

if it's a beauty tip from you mate I'm sure it'll work

How yer been then Stedders ?

[very puddled]

im with lottie ,
i have permanent tan and have never suffered with corned beefers .........
not that im a sunbed queen , just naturally got nice tan ......
maybe a few sessions in the garden on these hot days will cure it ...
go on girl get those pins browned off.

[.double h]

your lucky my mates legs look like he pinched em off a pool table

[Duke]

had a look on the net &this is what it gave me about cornbeef legs , av a look at this sum good en's on it
A dictionary of slang - "C" - Slang and colloquialisms of the UK.