You can stick that slimfast up yer arse

[Shooms]

I've found a better diet

YouTube - faces of meth

[Shooms]

Think I'll be laying off the microdots though...

lol this takes me back... always a fatal mistake looking in a mirror when yer tripping... especially when you think you've only been doing it for a few mins when in fact it was about 20

YouTube - lsd effect

[very puddled]

oh my god ... some of those poor people need to lay of the meth and eat some cake ....
isnt it sad how they got like that in such a short time ...
oooooh im staying on the diet of " i see food i eat it" works well for me as i love the cake

[Jiglo]

Originally Posted by Shooms

Think I'll be laying off the microdots though...

lol this takes me back... always a fatal mistake looking in a mirror when yer tripping... especially when you think you've only been doing it for a few mins when in fact it was about 20

YouTube - lsd effect

That's pretty cool!

[Jiglo]

Originally Posted by very puddled

oh my god ... some of those poor people need to lay of the meth and eat some cake ....
isnt it sad how they got like that in such a short time ...
oooooh im staying on the diet of " i see food i eat it" works well for me as i love the cake

Works for me

SATAN'S TEMPTATIONS

In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli,
cauliflower and spinach, with green, yellow and red vegetables of all
kinds so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy
Ice Cream and Magnums. And Satan said "You want hot fudge with
that?" And Man said "Yes!" And Woman said "I'll have one too with
chocolate chips". And lo they gained 10 pounds.

And God created the healthy yoghurt that Woman might
keep the figure That Man found so fair.

And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat and
sugar from the Cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 12 to
size 14.
So God said "Try my fresh green salad". And Satan presented
Blue Cheese dressing and garlic croutons on the side. And Man and
Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.

God then said "I have sent you healthy vegetables and
olive oil in which to cook them".

And Satan brought forth deep fried coconut king
prawns, butter-dipped lobster chunks and chicken fried steak, so big it
needed its own platter.

And Man's cholesterol went through the roof.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in
fat and brimming With potassium and good nutrition.

Then Satan peeled off the healthy skin and sliced the
starchy centre Into chips and deep fried them in animal fats adding
copious quantities of salt. And Man put on more pounds.

God then brought forth running shoes so that his
Children might lose Those extra pounds.

And Satan came forth with a cable TV with remote
control so Man would Not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and
Woman laughed and cried before the flickering light and started wearing
stretch jogging suits.

Then God gave lean beef so that Man might consume
fewer calories and Still satisfy his appetite.

And Satan created McDonalds and the 99p double
cheeseburger. Then Satan said "You want fries with that?" and Man replied "Yes,
And super size 'em". And Satan said "It is good."

And Man and Woman went into cardiac arrest.

God sighed ......... and created quadruple by-pass
surgery.

And then ........
Satan chuckled and created the National Health
Service.


THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION

After an exhaustive review of the research literature,
here's the final word on nutrition and health.

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than us.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than us.
3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer
heart attacks than us.
4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and
suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and
fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.

Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

[sy69]

They are minging as fook.
Saying that some of them look just as rough before the meth
This is bad viewing YouTube - Crystal Meth

[Benny-Digital]

Pfff thats rough ay.. Get your sen a healthy Meth habit at 11 and by the time your 12 u could get in2 boozers and shit..