one pences

[mr ben]

i am fed up to the back teeth of these copped coloured fuckers

i mean , what is the point , i always try to say keep the change when i know there is a one pence lurking but somehow a little bastard always seems to get past my gaurd !!

then i have the unenviable task of fiddling around the car retrieving the twats after they have done a runner from my sky rocket ..... its a fucking pain in the ass

they get everywhere , under the bed , down the counch , in the washing machine arghhhhhhhhhhhh !

please , please someone abolish the one pence peice !!!!!!

and dont dare get me started on the two pence lol

[Shooms]

if you give one of them to Lottie she flashes her tits at you...

So I agree - abolish the penny !

[lottie]

Originally Posted by Shooms

if you give one of them to Lottie she flashes her tits at you...

So I agree - abolish the penny !

get fucked sweetheart

[nics]

you dont even wnt to think about what she will do for a 2p

[Jiglo]

LOL the 1p's weighing you down mate?

I'd happily get rid of 1 & 2p's too That'll stop people selling shit for so many pounds and 99p

[Northern Star]

Send them to me wazza ill put them in my penny jar for you The bank love me when i go in with bags full of them

[mr ben]

Originally Posted by Northern Star

Send them to me wazza ill put them in my penny jar for you The bank love me when i go in with bags full of them

will do debs , ill start keepin em for you ... that reminds me does anyone still have one of those huge bells whisky bottles ..... do some damage to your liver one of those la lol

[Jiglo]

I've got one of those glass jars with the 2 fingerholes on the neck

[Shooms]

Originally Posted by Jiglo

I've got one of those glass jars with the 2 fingerholes on the neck

you practisin your cottaging moves ?

[lottie]

Originally Posted by nics

you dont even wnt to think about what she will do for a 2p

and you can get fucked aswell

[li'l Sonz]

Originally Posted by mr ben

will do debs , ill start keepin em for you ... that reminds me does anyone still have one of those huge bells whisky bottles ..... do some damage to your liver one of those la lol

I've got one for me nearly ready (i.e. nearly empty!) here @ buttys pub! You can get giant smirnoff ones too! Schweet as!

xxx

[Northern Star]

Originally Posted by mr ben

does anyone still have one of those huge bells whisky bottles ..... do some damage to your liver one of those la lol

thats what im trying to fill lol

[ilovepiano]

In the news not so long ago...

There's £65,000,000 worth of pennies that are unaccounted for in the UK.

Good way to get rich, who's joining me on a penny hunt?

[ilovepiano]

Originally Posted by Jiglo

I'd happily get rid of 1 & 2p's too That'll stop people selling shit for so many pounds and 99p

Ahh, but there's a good reason why prices always end in .99 lol

[Jiglo]

Originally Posted by Shooms

you practisin your cottaging moves ?

What's cottaging Shooms, is it a local term