Weird prezzies ..

[beaker]

I got a text off me dad last night..........

Iv'e just got you leg of lamb for yer birthday, thought you could cook it for yerself on sunday

WTF!!

Whats the strangest present youve ever give someone or recieved ??

[Shooms]

Chlamydia.... both receiving & giving

[Duke]

a french maid outfit off the wife & she's never worn it (i have though with a thong bac to front)mmmmmmmmmmm sexy

[Jiglo]

An orange with a hole cut through

I was just heading home from a party after the Pleasurdrome or Bowlers back around 92, when the girl who's house it was made me the sex aid to take with me the cheeky cow

[Shooms]

Originally Posted by Jiglo

An orange with a hole cut through

I was just heading home from a party after the Pleasurdrome or Bowlers back around 92, when the girl who's house it was made me the sex aid to take with me the cheeky cow

lil satsuma or massive jaffa ?

[Jiglo]

Lol a normal sized orange!

[Duke]

Originally Posted by Jiglo

Lol a normal sized orange!

you sure it was'nt a kumquat

[Jiglo]

It was orange anyway!

A satsuma might have done me at the time as the drugs back then were that good

[butty]

Originally Posted by Jiglo

Lol a normal sized orange!

did she remove the pips? couldnt think of owt more painfull than a pipped japseye

erm my mate bought me a provisional driving license for my 17th birthday. i think its run out now

or my auntie bought me a mug with a train on it for chrimbo

[beaker]

Lol my dad (erm again) brought me back a keyring with a picture of himself back from gibraltar..

Ste was pissin himsel laughing ...and for the past yr or so, we hide it in proper random places like the fridge and stuff .. haha its like a competition who can get me dad to pop up in the mad'est place!

[Duke]

my uncle brought me a aston villa football as a kid (shit prezzie as im a WEST BROM fan )

[Duke]

Originally Posted by beaker

Lol my dad (erm again) brought me back a keyring with a picture of himself back from gibraltar..

Ste was pissin himsel laughing ...and for the past yr or so, we hide it in proper random places like the fridge and stuff .. haha its like a competition who can get me dad to pop up in the mad'est place!

i had a photo of my dad on a fishing boat 4 my 21st (MY FOOOKING 21st )

[beaker]

Oh aye.. for every birthday since iv'e known ste he gets me peter andre memorabilia (even tho i dont even like him haha) I got a mirror with him on and he's joined me in his fanclub!!
He got me a pin badge, stuck it on me coat let me walk round all nite with peter andre on me arse

I reckon it was so he cud perv at pete and crack on its my bum tho

Busted Huxley

[beaker]

Originally Posted by GanjaDuke

i had a photo of my dad on a fishing boat 4 my 21st (MY FOOOKING 21st )

haha quality

[T.C]

i like weird or unusual presents

recieved:

* from our kid one christmas : telescope made from loo roll tube and about 10 brussel sprouts , individually wrapped in xmas paper (a la Bottom)

* a locking petrol cap for my car as a valentines day prezzie from my ex (romantic huh, lol) . The git even put just the keys to it in a jewellery box type thingy then looked furtively out the window as i opened it to make me think i'd either got a) jewellery , or b) a car
Har-de-har-har lol

* cherry flavour (or should that be scented?) screenwash from sam, coz she knows i love all things cherry it was ace!



I appreciate all presents, even if they are a little unorthodox

given:

* a bag of marbles for my mate Tim as he's cleary lost his.
Also, when he started his new swanky highflying job I also got him a gigantic eraser for 'big mistakes' in case he regretted the change a pink fluffy pencilase and some crayons. I insisted he take them to work first day, so he better had

* a stethoscope etc... for VA to go with his doctors white coat


umm i dunno, i know theres loads more, cant think at the min,