oh bugger......

[nics]

sat here today fine and dandy today having a brew when my boss comes to me and says "can i have that proposal by tomorrow and see where your up to with it"....................bollox!!!

ive not even started it and havnt got the foggiest idea on where to start!!

so nics has actually got to do a bit of work today........for a change

so im sat here with my mp3 player with loads of drum n bass (makes me type quicker) im going in and closing me doors and not coming out till ive done.

if your in a rush and need to do something asap but cant get cracking....how do ya do it, what makes you get ur skates on???

[Shooms]

I work best under pressure... with this face & body you have to

[betty spaghetti]

Originally Posted by nics

sat here today fine and dandy today having a brew when my boss comes to me and says "can i have that proposal by tomorrow and see where your up to with it"....................bollox!!!

ive not even started it and havnt got the foggiest idea on where to start!!

so nics has actually got to do a bit of work today........for a change

so im sat here with my mp3 player with loads of drum n bass (makes me type quicker) im going in and closing me doors and not coming out till ive done.

if your in a rush and need to do something asap but cant get cracking....how do ya do it, what makes you get ur skates on???

LOL Nics, Ive got the same problem too, after dropping hints the size of the hiroshima bomb bout me not going on holiday this year, the MDs said yesterday that if I can get into this company and get business of em (cos our sales rep is shite) they will get me an all expenses paid holiday in Sept, as well as do the fire procedure shite, do a monthly sales report every month, starting from April ??? So here I am on OSA Still gonna get that holiday tho...Took a bit of work home wi me last night, had a joint, brew and cracked on...

I find clearing my desk of all the shite and just having the said job on the desk, that helps me to stay focused on what Im doing, put a bit of the old ping pong italo on and im away..in da zone

In your case, think of the promotion you just got and the perks (if any) that go with it...that should make ya get ya skates on missy Im just thinking of lying on some beach somewhere not at my expense...

[Duke]

i have a joint , belive me or not it makes me work better , it puts me in the rite frame of mind

[nics]

thats just it faye...i have loads of perks and i go on me jollys in 3 weeks.....so apart from this proposal ive got to do ive also got to do all the procedures again as so much as changed...also train 2 new staff and still find time to skive!!!

also since im now the first aider too....how many people take the piss out of the first aid box....ive never had so many people engineers want a plaster the mard arses....(think they just want to merve at me threpenny bits to be honest)

anyway stop talking to me coz i need to concentrate....

i think i may need to use the old female wild card if i dont finish it today........"i cant do it ive got PMT while bawling me eyes out"

[Northern Star]

Pretty much the same! i do it when i have to lol! ive got all my carpets coming to be fitted on weds and had loadsa painting to do beforehand but i ddecided record shoppin came first and wasted the wk end! so cracked on sunday and monday and ill do somemore this eve to finish up! but i knew id get it done! i always work better like shjooms says under pressure lol

[betty spaghetti]

Originally Posted by GanjaDuke

i have a joint , belive me or not it makes me work better , it puts me in the rite frame of mind:ganga: :ganga:

No, I totally know what ya mean Ganja. To fuck, ppl are gonna think silly bitch, but it really does give me inspriation, helps me see things from different angles even makes me tackle things from different angles... Weird eh...That or its become so bad and we've become so reliant on it, that its just a way of life for us lol...Aint never stopping smokin it, reck Id be in a loony bin by now, if I didnt smoke it, Bit too irate sometimes, need somat to chill with, and dont want to be taking the likes of prozac, vallium whatever. Any how, its a plant of the world, it was here before us, God said take my plants etc...Right then I will.

[betty spaghetti]

Originally Posted by nics

thats just it faye...i have loads of perks and i go on me jollys in 3 weeks.....so apart from this proposal ive got to do ive also got to do all the procedures again as so much as changed...also train 2 new staff and still find time to skive!!!

also since im now the first aider too....how many people take the piss out of the first aid box....ive never had so many people engineers want a plaster the mard arses....(think they just want to merve at me threpenny bits to be honest)

anyway stop talking to me coz i need to concentrate....

i think i may need to use the old female wild card if i dont finish it today........"i cant do it ive got PMT while bawling me eyes out"

Want a job swap...Im the first aider too, along with being fire marshall-lol...Good being first aider tho, I like it, got mesen a travel first aid box for in the car, the scissors you get to cut the bandages n shit are ace as fook for chopping green up

Tell your skivvies to do what you say and do it good or they are fired...

The fire procedure, I typed in fire policies & procedures in google, it brought up loads of ppls/companies and also some handy tips...I just used someones elses and changed the bits where neeeded- PM me your fax number and I will fax you some shite over if ya want, Im struggling on the risk assesments. How am I meant to know what mick in the polishing shops risks are? I dont even know who he is FFS...

Even better, just tell your boss, that you have actually come on, right there, right now...Early home time

If all else fails, chin up, head down...Your going on your hols in 3 weeks, lucky bitch

[Duke]

Originally Posted by betty spaghetti

No, I totally know what ya mean Ganja. To fuck, ppl are gonna think silly bitch, but it really does give me inspriation, helps me see things from different angles even makes me tackle things from different angles... Weird eh...That or its become so bad and we've become so reliant on it, that its just a way of life for us lol...Aint never stopping smokin it, reck Id be in a loony bin by now, if I didnt smoke it, Bit too irate sometimes, need somat to chill with, and dont want to be taking the likes of prozac, vallium whatever. Any how, its a plant of the world, it was here before us, God said take my plants etc...Right then I will.

a woman after my own heart ,i cant stand clarity its a funny world
roll that shit , light that shit ,smoke that shit ,who's two's

[betty spaghetti]

Originally Posted by GanjaDuke

a woman after my own heart ,i cant stand clarity its a funny world :red:
roll that shit , light that shit ,smoke that shit ,who's two's

Al have twos, where you at on mi way...

Roll, Roll Roll the joint, twist it at the end, spark it up have a puff, pass it to a friend

[T.C]

Originally Posted by Shooms

I work best under pressure

me too. mind you, no other choice in this feckin job im in at the mo, it doesnt let up for a minute and ive never had a job thats filled me with so myuch frustration and rage either

my tactic: run around like a blue arsed fly and occasionally erupt