toilet roll rules

[Duke]

you must now use both sides , Go easy on loo paper, says eco-warrior Sheryl Crow | Showbiz | This is London

[Inchigh]

No wonder lance armstrong got rid, i bet her scanties looked she'd wiped a melted mars bar through em.

[Duke]

its the women who use the most so they should only go once a day ,& be charged £1 a square lol (dont start on me girls) or stamp your feet

[tricky nicky]

shes bangin on about a top with detachable sleeves instead of napkins and for when you ave a cold???????stupid biatch!!

[Shooms]

I'm possibly the least environmentally friendly person on the planet when it comes to wiping... I just like a squeaky clean botty.

I may use loads of Charmin (only the best for my arse) but I do have a brown freckle you can eat yer dinner off