on sat i was gonna watch UFC 70, 4 sum reason i cant book ppv/boxoffice on my remote or my home phone????? so i had to use my m/inlaws (she lives opposite) i go over & shes on the blowa 2 eire ,so i go on the net 2 c if i can book it on line ( u cant ) so i ring the number given ,gave em my deatails & booked it yippeeee , i go home 2 veiw it & guess wot no foooking signal so im bac over the inlaws ,get though gave details again & i get sozz m8 u need the tech's ,so i ring them ,details again

i then get put though to sum woman in bombay ,who tells me i need to b in front of my tv so i run bac 2mine with the inlaws phone, try 4 differnt tasks still no signal ,the woman tells me 2 turn off my sky as i get up i STUBB my 3 little toes

(aghhhh u f*&king b!"£$!d cnuting pr%^k)the wife is pissing her self at me ,the sky woman is like "ello ello sir "

i then try another 5 tasks but still no signal ,so i got pissed & ad a smoke to take away the pain & my toes r still hurting like mad . so how was your weekend ???