dinner badges....

[nics]

dontcha just hate it when it happens!!!

decided to make a lush tea of sundried tomatoe pesto with pasta n peppers n toms n shiznit, then lo n behold some penne decided to go awol and flit down me top creatin a big feck off dinner badge of the highest order!!!

dinner badges always happen at the worst time too.........good job its only a night of recovering and shite tv for nics

[Amelie]

Oh i have just giving up caring about these recently. I find it impossible to eat anything without getting it on my tummy- its like summat of the Kryp Factor to avoid my massive 'orb'.

Just today i managed to get milk and shit down my top. I went to Thaz and walked/wobbled straight into my ex and his girlfriend, who was so fucking chuffed at my tramp like appearance. I have never felt so bad.

Jonno made it worse by not listening when i was trying to tell him they were behind me (in that wierd gritted teeth way) by passing me a scratch card and patting my head like i was some addict.

Put some Ace bleach on yoru top Nics and it will be fine. I, however, am stained with humiliation for life.

[blue jammer]

Amelie thats the best post I've ever read, ever

Quality, don't ever change

I call em dinner trophies lol.

I always get one if I wear a white shirt/t-shirt, without fail if I'm eating a roast dinner with gravy, there's gravy all down it

Go out for a curry and for sure there will be curry all over myself

I want a device that holds you over the foot so your head can just be lowered to the plate level and you can scoff away without the need to get any food bits on yourself.

[Benny-Digital]

Originally Posted by Amelie

Oh i have just giving up caring about these recently. I find it impossible to eat anything without getting it on my tummy- its like summat of the Kryp Factor to avoid my massive 'orb'.

Just today i managed to get milk and shit down my top. I went to Thaz and walked/wobbled straight into my ex and his girlfriend, who was so fucking chuffed at my tramp like appearance. I have never felt so bad.

Jonno made it worse by not listening when i was trying to tell him they were behind me (in that wierd gritted teeth way) by passing me a scratch card and patting my head like i was some addict.

Put some Ace bleach on yoru top Nics and it will be fine. I, however, am stained with humiliation for life.

Now that is proppa comical.. Just been told off 4 wakin my girlfriend,
Its an embarrasing moment is what it is we all have em mayb its made worse 4 u Amelie as your in an emotional state .. Never heard the dinner badge 1 b4 i love it
My best 1 is walkin dogshit in2 my girlfriends house 1st time i met her parents and not just any old dogshit oh noooo its was that bright orange stuff, Then when i took me shoes off i had the biggest hole in my sock i may as well av cut the bottom off and just wore the ankle bit 4 show..

[Bairdy]

me mam always called em dinner gongs (as in medals)

worn a few in me time

[ClaireB]

I tend to dip my hair in my Sunday Lunch all the time more often than spilling it down me

[betty spaghetti]

Originally Posted by ClaireB

I tend to dip my hair in my Sunday Lunch all the time more often than spilling it down me

LMFAO, Me too, hair smells of ahh bisto...

['Shabba']

Originally Posted by ClaireB

I tend to dip my hair in my Sunday Lunch all the time more often than spilling it down me

I'm so please to hear that!!!

Ps, i do it too, don't notice and then have gravy etc smeared all down my back......on a regular basis!!!!

[Shooms]

Originally Posted by 'Shabba'

I'm so please to hear that!!!

Ps, i do it too, don't notice and then have gravy etc smeared all down my back......on a regular basis!!!!

That's not gravy

It's still no where near as funny as taking a half pound block of cheese to work for lunch mind

[Jiglo]

I wondered what a dinner badge was lol

I got a red one on a white shirt in Rimini at a nice outdoors restaurant along a busy street on the sea front. I looked like a cnut!

Fortunately after asking for a damp cloth, the chef came out waltzing his way to my table with a can of something that completely removed the stain

Don't know what it was, but it was some foam that brought the stain away from my shirt and was then easy to wipe off. Completely gone

[Benny-Digital]

Originally Posted by Shooms

That's not gravy

It's still no where near as funny as taking a half pound block of cheese to work for lunch mind

Lol so which loon did that then. Hahahahaaaaa???