Funniest sacking from work

[stee]

What's the funniest reason you've heard why someone has got the sack?

It's got to be good to beat what I've just heard here at my works.

Right, we have a telesales operation in our office and one of the lads that worked here last week got the boot.
Nobody was 100% sure what he did, but I've just been told he come in the weekend and his boss came in to do some phone calls, and clocked him knocking one out in the office.....

The best bit, the bit that made me just piss my sides the most was the letter his boss sent to his old man telling his dad (who's a vicar) why he had to be dismissed.

The wording "I found ............. fornicating with himself over the desk", in a letter sent to his vicar dad is comedy genius.

[northern minx]

lol if thats for real!!

i got sacked when i was about 18 for always turning in work moffit or trying to swop shifts so i could pile in a van and get down the m6 on a sat for hacketts,loveshack, or pleasuredrome!
infact when they finally sacked me i was chuffed and celebrated with a dennis or two!

those were the days eh lol

[stee]

Originally Posted by northern minx

lol if thats for real!!

Oh it's for real. The guy that clocked him (and sacked him) has shown me a copy of the letter he sent.

[Jiglo]

I don't dislike anybody enough to wanna see them sacked

If that guy wanted to chuck one over his thumb he should gone to the toilets like all normal people, but maybe the thrill of getting caught did it for him

[chris_neild69]

My mate got sacked for eating wine gums he`d robbed while working in Morrisons.... Hi Andy Massy!!!

[Adam B]

I got sacked on my first day for crashing my forklift into a conveyor the day after I got my liscence. Was stoned at the time like and didnt see the conveyor

[pete-nic]

i once worked at a shoe factory and a few of us were gettin stoned as cos the job was shit,we arranged to leave the can in the cistern on the lav for the next man to come and do his ,so i did mine and duly stashed the can ,anyway inbetween me and the next lad goin in somebody else went in did the biz and flushed the shitter well the ballcock jammed on the can and you guessed it big flood,seeing as iwas last one in i was fekked,straight out the door.

[theworxhq]

an old m8 of mine worked @ the pleasure beach,he was doing a bit of this n that,one day he was put on the dohnut stand on the front near the tower part,he sat down on a crate cos it wasnt busy,his boss woke him up with a big que of ppl waiting about half hour later,was sacked on the spot

[seandelier]

why would you send a letter to his dad?

[stee]

Originally Posted by seandelier

why would you send a letter to his dad?

To be honest, I don't know mate. He could've been blagging a bit with the letter, (ie he could've never actually posted it and just typing it up for a laugh).

If he did actually send it though, I would've been piss funny to see his dads face when he read it.

[Antz]

Priceless that...

[li'l Sonz]

I don't know why he'd send a letter to his Dad other than if his Dad asked why he'd been sacked or if he did it just to embarass the guy. Was the lad only quite young or somet?

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[stee]

Originally Posted by li'l Sonz

I don't know why he'd send a letter to his Dad other than if his Dad asked why he'd been sacked or if he did it just to embarass the guy. Was the lad only quite young or somet?

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Yeah, he was 17. Could be summat to do with him being under 18 maybe? Dunno though. Or it could just have been because his dad is a vicar and he thought it would be piss funny to send a letter to him....

[Brock Landers]

Originally Posted by stee

Yeah, he was 17. Could be summat to do with him being under 18 maybe? Dunno though. Or it could just have been because his dad is a vicar and he thought it would be piss funny to send a letter to him....

The upcoming lawsuit will be laugh a minute and the manager will probably end up working at McDonalds unless he does already, in which case, wanking at work is not on........

An old mate of mine once did the old hide the sausage trick with his manageress on a load of unsealed buns at KFC. TASTY.

[elvisontour]

was working for littlewoods home shopping on the phones taking orders when i was 17 great job but took a bottle of spirits in to celebrate christmas and gave a few people a drink at break but then decided to put the rest of the bottle in me lemonade bottle and downed it and started chatting up the costumers on the phone....

I was being listened to by one of the other staff who was doing random checks on what was being said on the phone dont think she took to kindly to me saying to one girl ohhh your voice is very sexy got headphones takin off me head and she smelled the bottle was made to look like a drunk and was carted off to the managers office to be sacked....

oh well meryy christmas i said burped and left never to dwell in littlewoods again lol.......