Funniest sacking from work

[li'l Sonz]

Originally Posted by elvisontour

was working for littlewoods home shopping on the phones taking orders when i was 17 great job but took a bottle of spirits in to celebrate christmas and gave a few people a drink at break but then decided to put the rest of the bottle in me lemonade bottle and downed it and started chatting up the costumers on the phone....

I was being listened to by one of the other staff who was doing random checks on what was being said on the phone dont think she took to kindly to me saying to one girl ohhh your voice is very sexy got headphones takin off me head and she smelled the bottle was made to look like a drunk and was carted off to the managers office to be sacked....

oh well meryy christmas i said burped and left never to dwell in littlewoods again lol.......

hahahahahaha!

That's ace!



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[Stylee]

One of my best m8s was dishonourably discharged from the royal marines lol

He was on guard duty one night, in the morning when the relief came to excuse him they couldnt find him anywhere, they called the most senior officer available as his disappearence was of concern, they searched high and low untill they found him in the pantry asleep on a bag of spuds with his cock in his hand.

fkin mad bastard