OK, OK, own up....

[Shooms]

Who pissed on the wedding dress ?

BBC NEWS | England | Wear | Web revellers wreck family home

My money's on Biggz

[nics]

Originally Posted by Shooms

Who pissed on the wedding dress ?

BBC NEWS | England | Wear | Web revellers wreck family home

My money's on Biggz

now now now, dont lay the blame on poor awl biggz.....

it was you, i saw you prancing up and down in the frock and because i wouldnt let ya have the tiarra you threw a hissy...or should i say pissy fit and threw a major girly strop!!!!!

then proceeded to shit in the master bedroom, put pile cream in the kettle, and cut ur pubes and put the remains in grannys face cream!!!

[betty spaghetti]

LOL @ the words 'house raped', well whilst the cats away...reminds of a time when my parents went away and left me and my bro 'in charge', they went away for a week or so. my brother asked me if it was ok to have a party, i werent arsed cos i wasnt gonna be there, so he had this party, cleaned up did a good job etc...parents came back a day or 2 later, lol we had this coffee table in the middle of the room..my mum sat down put her brew on the table,and the table just collapsed, mum were like hows that happened??? picked everything up, looked at it, underneath there was loads of masking tape stuck to the underside of it and its legs LMFAO...after interagating my brother, we found out someone had fallen on it whilst pist, so my bro n his mates came up with the bright idea of taping it together, oh yeah that'll really work, nice one bro!!! needless to say he got done BIG time

why did he not use the superglue i will never know

[blue jammer]

The whole story reads like a Chris Morris sketch lol

Some party-goers also swung from ceiling light fittings, stubbed out cigarettes on the carpet, vomited in buckets throughout the house and barricaded the back door to prevent neighbours from intervening.

That's caring party-goers surely, as they sicked up in buckets and not on the carpets

[Shooms]

Originally Posted by nics

now now now, dont lay the blame on poor awl biggz.....

it was you, i saw you prancing up and down in the frock and because i wouldnt let ya have the tiarra you threw a hissy...or should i say pissy fit and threw a major girly strop!!!!!

then proceeded to shit in the master bedroom, put pile cream in the kettle, and cut ur pubes and put the remains in grannys face cream!!!

just a normal day in the 'hood....

[stee]

Originally Posted by nics

put pile cream in the kettle

That happened once at a party in Woodhouse Park, along with chatting codshite to birds on a sex chat line "Cucumbers luv?! Well OK, as long as you peel the skin off it as it gives me indigestion...", and stair bobsleigh, robbing all the alcohol.......

Can't think who would do something like that.....well it was the lads fault for inviting us all around. The daft get.

Ah, them were the days.......

[stee]

Originally Posted by stee

That happened once at a party in Woodhouse Park, along with chatting codshite to birds on a sex chat line "Cucumbers luv?! Well OK, as long as you peel the skin off it as it gives me indigestion...", and stair bobsleigh, robbing all the alcohol.......

Can't think who would do something like that.....well it was the lads fault for inviting us all around. The daft get.

Ah, them were the days.......

Still, it's not as bad as the daft sod who I worked with at the Airport....
"I'm having a mad party, invite all your mates round." "Are sure about this, they are a bit erm....full on." "Yeah, it'll be fine."

Erm, OK kid....on your head be it.

Playing basketball indoors, (yes, windows DID go through), Riverdancing on his bed, "what the fuck is this shit CD?!" (Now 35 or summat) (CD gets snapped and thrown)...."shit music collection....", "don't drink the punch" "why has it been spiked?" "no, it's been pissed in....", robbing all the beer (and most other things).....

Well, I did warn him.

Funnily enough, he didn't have any more parties after that.

Needless to say, it had fuck all to do with me.

[nics]

Originally Posted by stee

That happened once at a party in Woodhouse Park, along with chatting codshite to birds on a sex chat line "Cucumbers luv?! Well OK, as long as you peel the skin off it as it gives me indigestion...", and stair bobsleigh, robbing all the alcohol.......

Can't think who would do something like that.....well it was the lads fault for inviting us all around. The daft get.

Ah, them were the days.......

but then didnt somebody make a brew????

Gormleys house was well n truly house raped!!

[Duke]

, vomited in buckets throughout the house at least they used buckets , , god i used 2 luv house partys (riots as we called em )

[nics]

Originally Posted by stee

Still, it's not as bad as the daft sod who I worked with at the Airport....
"I'm having a mad party, invite all your mates round." "Are sure about this, they are a bit erm....full on." "Yeah, it'll be fine."

Erm, OK kid....on your head be it.

Playing basketball indoors, (yes, windows DID go through), Riverdancing on his bed, "what the fuck is this shit CD?!" (Now 35 or summat) (CD gets snapped and thrown)...."shit music collection....", "don't drink the punch" "why has it been spiked?" "no, it's been pissed in....", robbing all the beer (and most other things).....

Well, I did warn him.

Funnily enough, he didn't have any more parties after that.

Needless to say, it had fuck all to do with me.

[stee]

Originally Posted by nics

but then didnt somebody make a brew????

Gormleys house was well n truly house raped!!

Yeah, Germaine (Rigby's ex) I think made a brew.

Oh dear.....

[T.C]

"Hello, french polishers? Its just possible you could save my life..."




p.s lol @ the 'riverdancing on his bed' bit in stee's post