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Old 10th April 2007, 02:13 PM
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How do snails mate?



Do they sneak out of their shells when nobody's looking?
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so is that what slugs r , snails in the mood 4 luvvvvvvvvvv the sneaky bastards lol:duke:
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I've read that they firer tiny dates at each other but dont ask me how that works cause its not a thing i really want to think about!!
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Exclamation How Do Snails Mate?

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so is that what slugs r , snails in the mood 4 luvvvvvvvvvv the sneaky bastards lol:duke:

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Snails are pikey slugs that live in caravan shells.

slugs have proper houses i think.
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Most land snails and slugs possess both male and female parts. In some species, an individual may behave as male for a while, then as a female. When snails mate, as in the drawing below, two individuals pull up next to one another, arrange themselves so that the male part of one is opposite the female part of the other, and then each ejects male sperm into the female opening of the other. In a few snail and slug species, self-fertilization occurs -- an hermaphroditic individual mates with itself and produces offspring.


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Plenty of gender bender shizzle and all that then

I knew there had to be a simple explanation pmsl
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Most land snails and slugs possess both male and female parts. In some species, an individual may behave as male for a while, then as a female. When snails mate, as in the drawing below, two individuals pull up next to one another, arrange themselves so that the male part of one is opposite the female part of the other, and then each ejects male sperm into the female opening of the other. In a few snail and slug species, self-fertilization occurs -- an hermaphroditic individual mates with itself and produces offspring.


That's how!
that pics like something from the snail karmasutra........


quite......arousing...... ahem
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Most land snails and slugs possess both male and female parts. In some species, an individual may behave as male for a while, then as a female. When snails mate, as in the drawing below, two individuals pull up next to one another, arrange themselves so that the male part of one is opposite the female part of the other, and then each ejects male sperm into the female opening of the other. In a few snail and slug species, self-fertilization occurs -- an hermaphroditic individual mates with itself and produces offspring.


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Nice one Sonz That would have pickled my brain otherwise.
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Ok then........

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