wheres the ferkin bookies pens......

[nics]

i have searched high n low in this place trying to find a fookin pen.....can i find 1........can i bollox!!!

niot even a single solitary bookies pen is to be seen anywhere, not even the shitty glitter pens u use at crimbo that run out halfway through writing on the label

ive had to write out birthday cards with a realy thick pink marker........gonna look realy fetching on a blokes card aint it

who nicks the pens....where do they all go......???

its like the flippin sock monster.........dont even get me started on him and the numerous odd sox in this house

[lottie]

i hear ya pishy nics had to write arr kids card out in effing pencil ( wasnt wasting a black markerpen ) in this house its pens and effing bobbles that i seem to always be buying and can never find

[mrshifter]

pens 'n' batteries

I'm forever buying spare batteries and Christ knows where they go. I ask our lass and she just mumbles and says something about 'torches'.

Costs me a fortune

[Benny-Digital]

Originally Posted by nics

i have searched high n low in this place trying to find a fookin pen.....can i find 1........can i bollox!!!

niot even a single solitary bookies pen is to be seen anywhere, not even the shitty glitter pens u use at crimbo that run out halfway through writing on the label

ive had to write out birthday cards with a realy thick pink marker........gonna look realy fetching on a blokes card aint it

who nicks the pens....where do they all go......???

its like the flippin sock monster.........dont even get me started on him and the numerous odd sox in this house

Whinge whinge whine whine aaaaaaaah shaddap!!! Probably sik of u moanin and done 1, As it goes tho i am wearin odd socks

[lottie]

Originally Posted by mrshifter

pens 'n' batteries

I'm forever buying spare batteries and Christ knows where they go. I ask our lass and she just mumbles and says something about 'torches'.

Costs me a fortune

bloody digi cams eh eat them bloody batteries

[mrshifter]

Originally Posted by lottie

bloody digi cams eh eat them bloody batteries

We ain't got a digi-cam so I've asked her straight out where they're going.

Turns out she's a secret radio controlled car connosisseur.

Phew

[Miss C]

And when you don't want a pen about 50 turn up in your cutlery drawer

[biggz]

Originally Posted by nics

who nicks the pens....where do they all go......???

same place as alll my fuckin lighters.

[betty spaghetti]

Originally Posted by biggz

same place as alll my fuckin lighters.

Lighters they ALWAYS go missing! i start off with loads and then slowly they all start dissappearing Where to is beyond me its probably fair that they do go missing, half of the time theyre not rightfully mine

[biggz]

Originally Posted by betty spaghetti

half of the time theyre not rightfully mine

yea but the throw away 1s are fair game arnt they

[T.C]

Originally Posted by nics

i niot even a single solitary bookies pen is to be seen anywhere,

ha, used to have loads of them in my old flat too, and loads strewn across the pub table every saturday , ahh memories

I have a glut of pens as i'm always bringing them home from work in my pocket and then half the time forgetting to take them back. No-one would want them anyway, I have a terrible habit of chewing the end of my pen so I need a fresh supply every day lol

[Duke]

Originally Posted by T.C

ha, used to have loads of them in my old flat too, and loads strewn across the pub table every saturday , ahh memories

I have a glut of pens as i'm always bringing them home from work in my pocket and then half the time forgetting to take them back. No-one would want them anyway, I have a terrible habit of chewing the end of my pen so I need a fresh supply every day lol

i used 2 chew my pens till i saw my bro cleaning he's ear with 1 ,

[T.C]

Originally Posted by GanjaDuke

i used 2 chew my pens till i saw my bro cleaning he's ear with 1 ,

its ok, I feel quite safe that i'll never catch one of my pens in your brothers ear

[Duke]

Originally Posted by T.C

its ok, I feel quite safe that i'll never catch one of my pens in your brothers ear

just watch the people at work & count how many people do strange things with them

[nics]

Originally Posted by Benny-Digital

Whinge whinge whine whine aaaaaaaah shaddap!!! Probably sik of u moanin and done 1, As it goes tho i am wearin odd socks

shut it cuntakinty.......