The Uk is Too Small!!!!!

[sweet sensation]

Im sorry Im having a rant!

What is it with all the bloody cars on the road in the morning and all the bloody shit drivers that are in them

I hate X5's, Landrovers, Toyotas that look like vans why have you got such a big f*ck off car to take your kid to school just round the corner??? You dont deserve a car like that cos you CANT DRIVE!!!! And why do you have your lights on full when its not that bloody dark and youre stuck in traffic, so we know youre bloody there in the f*cking way

Then we have people that absolutely refuse to let you in and will do anything they possibly can to stop you changing lanes

Then we have big f*ck off trucks that just pull in right in front of you or are parked half on half off the pavement to deliver someones bloody xmas pressie from argos deliver it after the rush hour

Then we have people who turn right but dont f*cking indicate until youre right behind them so you have to wait until they turn before you can go anywhere and dont even try to change lanes cos no f*cker lets you in

WHERE ARE YOU ALL GOING???? AND WHY CANT YOU WAIT TILL AFTER THE RUSH HOUR????

This country is too small and theres too many sodding people in it


Rant over

[MANC]

Originally Posted by sweet sensation

Rant over

*returns from behind computer chair*

nice rant Sarah

I go to work on this...



you'll never look back, fuck cars

[pauly p]

Top rantage

Tonight I will be mostly placing landmines along the A56 to kill off some of those feckers

[sweet sensation]

Lol

Ive calmed down now!!

But this morning made me so angry (and late ) that I got so wound up that my shoulder started hurting again

Roll on tomorrow morning

[mrshifter]

Nice rant and very accurate too

I know what you mean about the school run thing. There's some big fook off houses behind where I live and every morning one of the women from them bundles the kids into her X5 , scoots off, and returns two minutes later with any empty car. Lazy bitch. Her hubby has obviously got a shit hot job so she just potters around all day. What does she need an X5 for??

Having said all that she's a SuperMilf so I'll let her off

[sweet sensation]

I reckon that when BMW or Landrover are selling these cars to these stupid women, they should have to fill out a questionnaire:

1. Do you have kids?
2. Are they in school?
3. Do you live less than 2 miles from the school?
4. Could you walk there?
5. Do you currently drive there?
6. Do you THINK you are a good driver?
7. Are you overweight?

If you answered yes to more than 1 of these YOU DONT DESERVE TO OWN THIS CAR, BLOODY WALK!!!

['Shabba']

I read the thread title as Mr UK is too small!!!

I was rather intrigued how you knew this Sarah and was rather disappointed when it turned aout to be another winge about "this country"!!

[Lozzie]

Hahahaha!!!! Well made me laugh!!! I know when I drive I'm gonna get the rage o' road...I get angry at the planks who drive now...and I'm not even behind the wheel! I just cannopt stand stupid people...this includes those that SHOULD NOT be driving!!!! Some people are good at throwing the shot put, others are good at swimming, a shot putter would sink trying to swim, thats why he throws a big blob of metal instead....sticks to what he's good at!!! lol...

Silly mums in their cherokee jeeps (plus two golden retrievers and one small boy sporting public school blazer) should be shot!

I agree sweet

[sweet sensation]

Brilliant analogy there Loz!!

Originally Posted by 'Shabba'

I read the thread title as Mr UK is too small!!!

I was rather intrigued how you knew this Sarah and was rather disappointed when it turned aout to be another winge about "this country"!!

Youve got a thing about small willys havent you?! Wouldnt you be more qualified to know that answer?

Btw Ive got plenty more whinges about 'this country' left and Im sure there will be even more after this w.e

[Danny C]

Bloody hell I thought I could moan!!!

There are far worse countries to live in than the UK, admittedly it is too crowded in some parts, but people take the comforts we have here for granted too much.

[sweet sensation]

Originally Posted by Danny C

Bloody hell I thought I could moan!!!

There are far worse countries to live in than the UK, admittedly it is too crowded in some parts, but people take the comforts we have here for granted too much.

I still think you take the title Danny

Yes there are far worse places to live, but there are also far better

[Danny C]

Originally Posted by sweet sensation

I still think you take the title Danny

Yes there are far worse places to live, but there are also far better

I reckon you two have overtook me since returning from Ibiza!!

[sweet sensation]

Originally Posted by Danny C

I reckon you two have overtook me since returning from Ibiza!!

Prepare for round 3 after this w/e then

[amymars]

I hate gas guzzlers too. They often just pull out in front of you because their car is bigger. Gay.

But.....whilst there are too many people in the UK.....there are too many people who could be walking rather than driving.


Back in the 80's my parents made us walk everywhere with them. 40 mins to my primary school in the morning, probably double that into the town centre. We only took the car to visit people or they used it to go to work. I know of people who could walk, or cycle, or whatever who still take the car. Similarly I know of people who do actually need to drive. This is the problem I think.

And at least we can travel around our lovely country pretty easily.....unlike the Americans who have no choice but to fly everywhere....or miss out on experiencing the variety and diversity of their own land!

[lottie]

Originally Posted by sweet sensation

I reckon that when BMW or Landrover are selling these cars to these stupid women, they should have to fill out a questionnaire:

1. Do you have kids?
2. Are they in school?
3. Do you live less than 2 miles from the school?
4. Could you walk there?
5. Do you currently drive there?
6. Do you THINK you are a good driver?
7. Are you overweight?

If you answered yes to more than 1 of these YOU DONT DESERVE TO OWN THIS CAR, BLOODY WALK!!!

and breathe....

nah its bloody annoying , i dont drive but sister does , live 5 mins away from school and she only ever takes them in the car if she is going somewere after , there is a least 6 people on my avenue that drive to school then back home , dont get it why dont they sort some sort of roto out because half of them have only got one child , really winds me up because half drive like maniacs, the roads are really blocked and no one seems to give a flying fuck that theres so many kids about and there still driving like twats