Mesh style mashup quessie

[Lozzie]

If you were a type of cheese...what would you least like to be? And why?


Geremy Kyle is the worst style of cheese...because he smells of sweaty armpits, and I want to shave his hair off...finished with drawing all over his smarmy **** face in either a "comfy to write with" bic pen...or the cat poo from Vee's kittens litter tray.


"GEREMY KYLE YOU ARE A SHIT CHEESE!I DO NOT KNOW HOW YOU CAN CALL YOU SELF DELI EQUIPMENT! You are worse than Metaxa (sp) brandy.





Question 2. Would you eat your own poo for 1 MILLION????


*c'mon guys, you would....it's 1 million buff like!* Life changing amount as they say on deal or no deal. Noel Edmonds...wadda comback?


Red tomatos or green peppers???

[Jiglo]

LOL Have you been wearing tin foil hats during the night Loz?

Not being well up on nasty cheese, i'm not too sure with question 1

Eat my poo for a million? Hmm.......how long would I have to eat it? Do I have to eat it raw? Can I have a crate of beer to wash it down? Can I have another crate to drink first to kill my tastebuds? Can I wait until it's a small load? Is it gonna be on live tv? Is the person with the million quid a reliable payer? Would it matter if it came straight back up after i'd eaten it?

[T.C]

Originally Posted by Jiglo

Eat my poo for a million? Hmm.......how long would I have to eat it? Do I have to eat it raw? Can I have a crate of beer to wash it down? Can I have another crate to drink first to kill my tastebuds? Can I wait until it's a small load? Is it gonna be on live tv? Is the person with the million quid a reliable payer? Would it matter if it came straight back up after i'd eaten it?

well you're definitley giving the whole thing serious thought it seems there Jiglo

and the eat it raw thing... strange question, lol I cant see it making it anymore palatable tbh probably same texture, just hot , which is prob even worse (unless you absolutely roast it to death - quick blast in the microwave just wouldnt cut it in these circumstances I feel ) Arrgh now youve got me thinking in too much detail too

[MizzDeedz]

if you microwaved your poop it...........it would prob melt and then be even worse.........
would i eat my poo for a million........errrr no and id not snog a bloke whose just ate his poo for a million either...LOL !!!

I really only like a mild chedder but if i had to be a cheese id choose a leerdammer (its like mouses cheese with the holes in , just cos i like it and its yummy)

[Lozzie]

Totally forgot I did that!!!! Hahahahahaaa!!!!

[Grouch]

Originally Posted by Lozzie

If you were a type of cheese...what would you least like to be? And why?


Geremy Kyle is the worst style of cheese...because he smells of sweaty armpits, and I want to shave his hair off...finished with drawing all over his smarmy **** face in either a "comfy to write with" bic pen...or the cat poo from Vee's kittens litter tray.


"GEREMY KYLE YOU ARE A SHIT CHEESE!I DO NOT KNOW HOW YOU CAN CALL YOU SELF DELI EQUIPMENT! You are worse than Metaxa (sp) brandy.





Question 2. Would you eat your own poo for 1 MILLION????


*c'mon guys, you would....it's 1 million buff like!* Life changing amount as they say on deal or no deal. Noel Edmonds...wadda comback?


Red tomatos or green peppers???

id least like to be that cheese with the mould all over it, stilton i think it is


yes i would (try) and eat my own crap for £1m

green peppers or really it would depend what mood i was in