Things that make you go hhhmmmmmmm

[elvisontour]

Things that make you go hmmm

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO SOMEWHERE AND THOUGHT IVE BEEN HERE BEFORE????? AND NOT THE TOILET LOL

WERE DO ALL THE ODD SOCKS GO??????

WHY DOES BIG TWIX BARS TASTE NICER THAN LITTLE TWIX BARS WHEN THERE THE SAME BAR HMMMMMMM

WHY DO PEOPLE EAT IN ORDER???? LIKE IF I HAVE A BUTTY A SWEET A PACKET OF CRISP AND A DRINK MY ORDER ....

IT WOULD BE CRISP, BUTTY, SWEET, DRINK I BET YOURS IS DIFFRENT LOL

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG WHICH CAME FIRST

I SAY DINOSAURS HAHAHAHA

[beaker]

Why does it always rain on me day off ??

Who invented the bananna clip ??

How come my dog practically pisses herself with exitement when iv'e only been to put the bin out !!

[leaky]

why do we have
mouse and mice
louse and lice
house and houses

[Amelie]

Originally Posted by beaker

Why does it always rain on me day off ??

Who invented the bananna clip ??

How come my dog practically pisses herself with exitement when iv'e only been to put the bin out !!

Lol should that not be 'why' did someone invent the banana clip

[leaky]

why do we climb up tall buildings and then pay money to use a telescope to look at things on the ground

[leaky]

here is a belter, my mum used to work at a home for mentally handicapped adults and 1 of them asked me this question. (its not really that relevent that it was a handicapped person that asked me this, but it is probably the most clever and interesting question i have ever been asked, so i thought i would let you know the source)

if its true that we evolved from monkeys...what are we eventually going to evolve into...........now theres a thought.

[sirius]

Why do I keep going downstairs and then forgetting why Ive gone there?

Why do people ask whether a tree falling down in a forrest makes any noise if nobody is around to hear it, and pretend to be all "woooooooo" and psychology and far out minded, when its obvious to anyone it makes a noise. The more witty question they should ask is "if a man is in the middle of the forest and speaks with no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?"......but oh no, its the tree one every time.


Why does the place I work for decide its a good idea to lay new carpet and THEN paint the ceilings?

The worlds full of mysteries and unexplained happenings.

[beaker]

Originally Posted by Amelie

Lol should that not be 'why' did someone invent the banana clip

Lol aye I reckon without a doubt it was a bloke tho.. they dug in yer heed well bad (someone said lol)

[MizzDeedz]

Originally Posted by beaker

Lol aye I reckon without a doubt it was a bloke tho.. they dug in yer heed well bad (someone said lol)

and geordie from star trek wore one accross his face for agessssssssssssss

[li'l Sonz]

hmmmmm............

why do people in my house sit and not answer the door coz "it won't be for them"?? (then it ALWAYS is!)

what's with the screbby runny bit if you dont shake tomato sauce?

Who thought of smilies???

Oh, and it'd be... butty, crisps, sweet and drink while eating! (kinda like main and dessert!)

[elvisontour]

AND WHY IS IT ALMOST EVERYTIME WE CHAT IN ROOMS WE USE THESE STUPID THINGS

LOL
OMG
WTF
PMSL

ARE WE NOW TURNING INTO COMPUTER POTATOES INSTEAD OF COUCH IS TYPING GETTING TO HARD

YES WHO IS THE MAN BEHIND THE SMILEYS ID SAY THE SMILEY T SHIRT MAN FROM THE 80S NICE CHOICE OF ORDER OF EATING BUT THE BEST IS MY FRIEND HICKMAN DOESNT MIX HIS FOOD WE FOUND THIS OUT ON HOLIDAY WHILE HAVING BREAKFAST WITH HIM HE ATE HIS BREAKFAST EGGS FIRST THEN BACON THEN BEANS THEN SAUSAGE THEN MUSHROOMS THEN TOMATOES AND THEN BLACK PUD AND EAT TOAST LAST DRANK HIS TEA HAHAHA MAD BUT TRUE AND NO BROWN SAUCE WHICH IS JUST SCANDALOUS HE DIDNT MIX ANYTHING WITH ANYTHING ELSE ON HIS PLATE HAHAHA

[elvisontour]

TOP BANANNA THAT WHAT I SAY ANYWAY THANKS FOR YA REPLIES TO MY MADNESS

[nics]

why does the sock monster only come out when you buy new socks???

why do your own farts smell nice but other peoples are rank as feck???

why in work do people never use the bog brush after parking the breakfast bus???

why do people from call centres never get the hint before you tell em to fcuk off???

why do birds use your car for target practice instead of everything else they could crap on???

why do we break the rules even tho they could save your life????

where septic peg when you need her???

[Lozzie]

Just looking at the colours of Autumn...and wandering HOW exactly does mother nature always have a wardrobe that matches and NEVER clashes??? Hmmmmm...heheheheeee

[nics]

when bands go on tour say to japan, do their fans sing the lyrics in english or jappo????