I need a DJ name, HELP!!!!!

[Biskit]

when you do chose ur name, avoid putting 'DJ' at the beginning, its gay as fook imo. Why peeps need to put DJ at the start is beyond me, ur own name will do the talking eventually

I like.. A-Muse n Rum

[misstickle]

Originally Posted by Biskit

when you do chose ur name, avoid putting 'DJ' at the beginning, its gay as fook imo. Why peeps need to put DJ at the start is beyond me, ur own name will do the talking eventually

I like.. A-Muse n Rum

lol i agreee with the DJ in front bit, it makes you sound like one of those mobile disco dudes you find at weddings, like DJ Dave or DJ MatStevens

[woody]

how about dj rampant or dj thrust

[misstickle]

Originally Posted by woody

how about dj rampant or dj thrust

lol who've you been talking to?

[Amelie]

I agree that DJ whatever just sounds terrible. If it were me, i would go for Mary Jane without a second thought, its actually my user name on a few other forums.

Its obvious what it means, but other than that it features in great songs by Tom Petty, Rick James and of course Cypress Hill. Plus Chanel had a great pair of t-bar 70's heels with the same name that i have been after (dog shit brown please if your reading this Santa) for ages.

Jonno and i are in a band, 'Hey kitty Woof', its kinds mainstream in its sound, so we formed 'The Itchy Shits' lol to allow us more creative freedom away from our usual target family audience. We have been told we both posses great stage presence. Jonno has a solo project on the go at the mo, he calls himself 'Hunky Honky', he mainly just fucks around with cool beats from yester-year, funks them up a bit and jives like mad to them in a really experimental manner. He's hot.

[sirius]

Dj Deeliteful

DJ Revolute (commie revoluton etc lol)

Dj Mizzy-V

Dj .......hmnn I dont know! lol.

The ballistic mystic, hahahahah.

Tough one, eh.

Sirius

[sirius]

Originally Posted by Amelie

Jonno and i are in a band, 'Hey kitty Woof', its kinds mainstream in its sound, so we formed 'The Itchy Shits' lol to allow us more creative freedom away from our usual target family audience. We have been told we both posses great stage presence. Jonno has a solo project on the go at the mo, he calls himself 'Hunky Honky', he mainly just fucks around with cool beats from yester-year, funks them up a bit and jives like mad to them in a really experimental manner. He's hot.

Never knew you were in a band!.

Originally Posted by Amelie

.....and jives like mad to them in a really experimental manner.

I can imagine!

Sirius

[fred_funk]

Why don't you just use your real name - first name and surname?

[Amelie]

Originally Posted by fred_funk

Why don't you just use your real name - first name and surname?

Cause the crack whore has about 8 diff dealers chasing her all wanting to pop a cap in her ass (she has a habit she just cant afford with her giro). That bitch needs to be incognito and no mistakin.

[Jonno]

Originally Posted by sirius

Never knew you were in a band!.

I'm suprised you didn't know because you'll definitely know some of our songs as they were megahits: "Fireworks, Fireworks, Fireworks, This Fire Works" is one of ours, as is "Puttin Up Kind Of Love" (you and me we got a puttin up kind of love, when push comes to shove we got a puttin up kind of love), and of course the Xmas hit "Little Bellend", amongst many others.

I know you won't believe me on this either but I was one half of supergroup Sweets & Crisps as well, with such numbers as "Sweets & Crisps", "I Love P.I.R.'s" and "We Said to the Pup Don't Be a Fool Little One".

[sirius]

Originally Posted by Jonno

I'm suprised you didn't know because you'll definitely know some of our songs as they were megahits: "Fireworks, Fireworks, Fireworks, This Fire Works" is one of ours, as is "Puttin Up Kind Of Love" (you and me we got a puttin up kind of love, when push comes to shove we got a puttin up kind of love), and of course the Xmas hit "Little Bellend", amongst many others.

I know you won't believe me on this either but I was one half of supergroup Sweets & Crisps as well, with such numbers as "Sweets & Crisps", "I Love P.I.R.'s" and "We Said to the Pup Don't Be a Fool Little One".

I would be a fool not to rush out and hear these classics, ........you're not the underground band that also did "Give Me the F'king remote before I kick your face in you scabby git ["my petal"]" are you? I love that one.

Sirius

[marchwiel]

Originally Posted by Jonno

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...and of course the Xmas hit "Little Bellend", amongst many others.

Lol, I've got a stich from laughing at that now. I'm so glad I don't work in an open plan office anymore.

[Amelie]

Originally Posted by marchwiel

Lol, I've got a stich from laughing at that now. I'm so glad I don't work in an open plan office anymore.

I wrote that one, it sorta 'borrows' the melody from that festive beaut Little Donkey and it goes like this:

Little Bellend, Little bellend
Hairy lycees, hairy lycees
Ginger pubes, Ginger pubes.

I wrote it when Jonno was in the bath, say no more on the colour of his pwebs eh . It looks dead simple yet effective on stage, cause i play the Yamaha with just one finger for that one.

[marchwiel]

Originally Posted by Amelie

I wrote that one, it sorta 'borrows' the melody from that festive beaut Little Donkey and it goes like this:

Little Bellend, Little bellend
Hairy lycees, hairy lycees
Ginger pubes, Ginger pubes.

I wrote it when Jonno was in the bath, say no more on the colour of his pwebs eh . It looks dead simple yet effective on stage, cause i play the Yamaha with just one finger for that one.

Genius

[Amelie]

Originally Posted by sirius

I would be a fool not to rush out and hear these classics, ........you're not the underground band that also did "Give Me the F'king remote before I kick your face in you scabby git ["my petal"]" are you? I love that one.

Sirius

Newp, that was some skanking Manc twats who are copying our shaaaand, but worry not as we have Dog the Bounty Hunter on the case.

Btw Jonno, you forgot to add 'Freezing in the Name of Fashion (that girl was cold)' to the list. We really should crack the whip you know and get the album out in time for the Christmas rush.