excuses for no work

[murfso]

RITE NEED AN EXCUSE WHY I CANT GO TO WORK TOMORROW

still drinking from 11am saturday



so need an excuse for no work tomorrow answers please best one wins a prize

[blue jammer]

Ring in dead

I did that twice (yeah i know - hated the job years ago and rang in dead twice, just groaned and put phone down) - they didn't sack me as well

[murfso]

hello its lisa im dead dont phone back cause i wont answer but i'll be alive on tuesday dont thinhk it will work scott

[The Joker]

Originally Posted by murfee

RITE NEED AN EXCUSE WHY I CANT GO TO WORK TOMORROW

still drinking from 11am saturday



so need an excuse for no work tomorrow answers please best one wins a prize

do u have to drive to work?? if so when u went out u had 2 flat tyres, breakdown peeps on the way but no guarantee when they'll come cos ur not a priority

[cutter]

i tried getting on the bus but it said "all dogs must be carried" but i cudnt find one anywhere!

use this about 2 hours after ur start time

[murfso]

Originally Posted by The Joker

do u have to drive to work?? if so when u went out u had 2 flat tyres, breakdown peeps on the way but no guarantee when they'll come cos ur not a priority

story of my life im not priorithy but on a plus not neither was the white wine splitzers ande im loving them tonight

[lcd]

Tell em you ran out of fags - they won't want you to come in while you're in that mood - job done

[murfso]

i have run out of fags asked taxi to bring me some but they knocked me back


so im gonna rolll a pollen one with broked fag now and practice my handstands i can do a full hand stand for 6 seconds beat that

[cutter]

Originally Posted by murfee

i have run out of fags asked taxi to bring me some but they knocked me back


so im gonna rolll a pollen one with broked fag now and practice my handstands i can do a full hand stand for 6 seconds beat that

but can u hold a pint glass at the same time ??

lol the furry cup holder

[The Joker]

Originally Posted by murfee

story of my life im not priorithy but on a plus not neither was the white wine splitzers ande im loving them tonight

it worked for me earlier on this yr

[lcd]

you sure Murfs?

[brown29]

Originally Posted by murfee

RITE NEED AN EXCUSE WHY I CANT GO TO WORK TOMORROW

still drinking from 11am saturday



so need an excuse for no work tomorrow answers please best one wins a prize

I'm not coming in because I need a mental day.

or

Last night we had a party and I woke up with a strange man in my bed!



na seriously, tell them your front door has fallen off your house

Caine

[murfso]

Originally Posted by brown29

I'm not coming in because I need a mental day.

or

Last night we had a party and I woke up with a strange man in my bed!



na seriously, tell them your front door has fallen off your house

Caine

thats an enormal weeke3ndfor me but what isenormal thats weeeeeeeeeeeeeerd of week
enormal

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[lottie]

Originally Posted by murfee

RITE NEED AN EXCUSE WHY I CANT GO TO WORK TOMORROW

still drinking from 11am saturday



so need an excuse for no work tomorrow answers please best one wins a prize

my mate is the best at this ! her best one that i know off was ringing in a nd saying she had genital warts and had to get it sorted , not only did she get the day off but the cheeky cow got other days off for the follow up treatment and always on a monday

WINNER !

now were,s my prize and not a dose ta very much

[The Joker]

Originally Posted by lottie

my mate is the best at this ! her best one that i know off was ringing in a nd saying she had genital warts and had to get it sorted , not only did she get the day off but the cheeky cow got other days off for the follow up treatment and always on a monday

WINNER !

now were,s my prize and not a dose ta very much

PMSLOLOLOLOL that's classic