excuses for no work

[murfso]

Originally Posted by lottie

my mate is the best at this ! her best one that i know off was ringing in a nd saying she had genital warts and had to get it sorted , not only did she get the day off but the cheeky cow got other days off for the follow up treatment and always on a monday

WINNER !

now were,s my prize and not a dose ta very much

lottie thats class it might be used tomorrow ive warts and im off for morning after pillage

[Stylee]

Bollox to that, i wouldnt use that, ppl would be pointing the finger of shame at you in work and every tom dick and harry would be queing up for a ride on the murffeeeee express at just about every work related social gathering as youd be known as the office shagrat... id take a more subtle appraoch..

Id phone up and tell them that on your week end duties in the UN a flash grenade went off in your face, and you are temporarily blinded, this in turn caused you to fall over as you were fumbling round trying to get help, as you fell you rendered yo self unconcious and were taken a way for treatment, when you came to you realised that a criminal had done th old switcharoo with ya, and your now using her phone card from a minimum security prison while she mascarades around as you. and since she is a crim you doubt she wil be turning up for work too, this will ensure you get atleast a week off whilst the legal wheels are turning to set you free.

it may seem slightly complex, but its a sure fire way to blag your boss, failing that you will just get the sack. but face it, its better to get the sack than have everyone think you have a mucky box of syphilis n stuff..

if any of you need more excuses for a number of reasons please feel free to pm me, id be happy to help you.

Uncle Robbie

[LEGAL__EYEZ]

How about you spent all weekend eating dogshit with a teaspoon and now you are blind

[Shooms]

Originally Posted by lottie

my mate is the best at this ! her best one that i know off was ringing in a nd saying she had genital warts and had to get it sorted , not only did she get the day off but the cheeky cow got other days off for the follow up treatment and always on a monday

WINNER !

now were,s my prize and not a dose ta very much

'my mate' eh... that ole chestnut

PS apologies for anyone that received a random text calling you all c.unts & telling you get get more leathered at stoopid o'clock in the morning....

I was rather 'refreshed'

[lou-lou]

Originally Posted by cutter

i tried getting on the bus but it said "all dogs must be carried" but i cudnt find one anywhere!

use this about 2 hours after ur start time

What you couldnt find anyone to carry you?

[lou-lou]

Originally Posted by LEGAL__EYEZ

How about you spent all weekend eating dogshit with a teaspoon and now you are blind

PMSL

There are other ways of goin blind too which i will not mention

[Shooms]

Originally Posted by LEGAL__EYEZ

How about you spent all weekend eating dogshit with a teaspoon and now you are blind

LOL

Mind you never mind the weekend.... that's how Murfs spends a quiet Wednesday night in.

[lottie]

Originally Posted by Shooms

'my mate' eh... that ole chestnut

PS apologies for anyone that received a random text calling you all c.unts & telling you get get more leathered at stoopid o'clock in the morning....

I was rather 'refreshed'

actually the text read ......

jusr ( its just u twat ) a general you fuckin cnuts to the lot of you .... drink / sniff / drop more

2.27 am