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Old 13th October 2006, 12:46 AM
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What have you learned from spam?
Today, just going through hotmail, I've learned the following things...

Be happy with it! (with what?)
Beware of fake pills (nice one lol)
I've got a friend in Japan (thanks J-list - whatever the fuck that is)
Would I like a nasal quotation? (is that like Daniella Westbrook had, best not then!)
Avoid enhancement pills (will do, ta)
Girls don't like you (cheers lol)
Don't have time to visit a local drug store (no probs, I won't then)
Engaged (am I? the fuck did that happen then?)
Mail for you! (wow, you've come to the right place then)
Need Software? (no, got loads ta)
Patronize & Exercise (no shit they were both together lol)
This will improve your life ( )
Impatience (lol now getting sick of deleting all this shit)
Humiliating Gold Medalist ( )
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Old 13th October 2006, 12:55 AM
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Apparently ive got a number of women who are waiting to 'get it on' with me NOW
Ive got a problem with my erections
I need insurance
I need to go on a diet

lol
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Old 13th October 2006, 04:31 PM
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Aparently some doctor in Zimbabwe has chosen me specifically and no one else because i am special to donate some of my money to him so he can save more lives !!!

and there are girls in my area too who want to have sex with me fook knows where I am still looking out for them ???
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Old 13th October 2006, 05:09 PM
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it tastes like shit
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Old 13th October 2006, 05:18 PM
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ive been offered a penis enlargement

funny thing it always says dear lisa - what blokes called lisa
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Old 13th October 2006, 05:21 PM
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ive been offered a penis enlargement
I'll take it off your hands if you don't need it lol
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Old 13th October 2006, 05:24 PM
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I'll take it off your hands if you don't need it lol

i'll forward u the email
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Old 13th October 2006, 05:32 PM
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Not a lot.

I fired a load of questions at a tin of it once. It never uttered a word back
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Old 13th October 2006, 07:08 PM
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Ive got a problem with my erections
Apparently so have I but then that would be right seein as I don't have a dick in the 1st place
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Old 13th October 2006, 07:38 PM
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I hardly ever get it, but the odd occasion I do it's usually for Viagra
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Old 13th October 2006, 07:52 PM
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Apparently so have I but then that would be right seein as I don't have a dick in the 1st place
sorry that made me laugh
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Old 13th October 2006, 08:01 PM
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sorry that made me laugh
no probs at all hun
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Old 13th October 2006, 08:09 PM
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Ive learned that i like nicely grilled spam on a full english breakfast
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Old 13th October 2006, 08:17 PM
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I learnt that I know somebody called Sally Anne who wanted to know if "You found my email in your bulk folder?"
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Old 13th October 2006, 09:38 PM
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I found out that a very distant relative died in mongolia and has no immediate family to leave his worldly possestions too passed away under unfortunate circumstances, and that they have found im the closest relation to him, and therefore recepient of said belongings, all i have to do is pass on my address and telephone number and they will do the rest....

So they found me but only have an email address, yeah ok mongolian solicitor, fk off
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