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Old 28th August 2006, 01:38 PM
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Jack and jill went up the hill
so jack could do some stabbin
they didnt use a johnny now
jacks coc* has started scabbin

hehe one of my own
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Old 28th August 2006, 01:40 PM
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Jack and jill went up the hill
so jack could do some stabbin
they didnt use a johnny now
jacks coc* has started scabbin

hehe one of my own
Sounds like the bitter voice of experience mate
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Old 28th August 2006, 01:42 PM
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Sounds like the bitter voice of experience mate
lol, the names in the formentioned story have been changed to protect those involved
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Old 28th August 2006, 01:43 PM
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Mary had a little duck
she couldnt stop it squeekin
she took it to the pond one day
and kicked its f*ckin beak in

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Old 28th August 2006, 01:53 PM
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Little Bo Peep had lost her sheep
She just didnt know where to find em
But as she turned in at night to sleep
She caught a Yorkshireman trying to defile them
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There was a young woman from ealing
Who had a funny feeling
She lay on her back
Opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling!

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Old 28th August 2006, 02:51 PM
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Here Comes The Highland Granny
2 Big Tits And A Hairy F###y
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Old 28th August 2006, 03:22 PM
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JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL
TO FETCH A PAIL OF WATER
SILLY JILL FORGOT THE PILL
AND NOW THEYVE GOT A DAUGHTER

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Tom, Tom, the piper's son
Kissed the girls and away he'd run.
Sometimes more than just a kiss--
Now poor Tom's got syphilis.





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Old 28th August 2006, 05:49 PM
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There was a young man from Mauritius
Who said his last fuck was delicious
But next time I come
It will be in your bum
Cause the scab on your clit looks suspicious



Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men
Said oh fuck him, he's only an egg
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Old 28th August 2006, 06:42 PM
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Heres the lyrics to 'The 2 live crew' record called dirty nursery rhymes....they are pretty hardcore for a rap record !!

My mama and your mama was talking little sh!t
My mama called your mama a bulldagging ass b!tch
I know your sister, and the b!tch ain't sh!t
She slayed me and all the boys
And even sucked our dicks
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun
Jack got mad, kicked Jill in the ass
Cause she couldn't make him cum
Mama Bear and Papa Bear went for a walk through the forest
Mama Bear asked Papa Bear could he eat her porridge
Papa Bear said 'sh!t bitch, you must think I'm sick
Just get down here, on your knees
And suck this badass dick'
Abraham Lincoln was a good old man
He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand
Said 'excuse me lady, I'm doing my duty
So pull down your pants and give me some boody
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Spider, spider on the wall.
Ain't you got no sense at all?
Can't you see the walls been plastered?
Now you're stuck you silly bastard
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Little boy blew.
Hey. He needed the money.
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