jimll fix it for you

[lottie]

rite now .. every bastard wanted to go on this programme .. so heres your chance ... now then now then come sit on my knee and tell me what i can fix for you ? ... maybe you want to dance with wham ??? ... meet limahl ??....

what did you want to go on for? or what would you now ?

p.s he a fookin wrong un that saville .

[Shooms]

I wrote to Jim in about 1982 asking to go on the scariest ride in the world... invited me to BBC Studios, asked me into his dressing room & then put on a frankenstein mask & asked if I thought his special ride would be scary enough....

Bastard ignored all my letters ever since....just used n abused me...literally..

[MizzDeedz]

Originally Posted by Shooms

I wrote to Jim in about 1982 asking to go on the scariest ride in the world... invited me to BBC Studios, asked me into his dressing room & then put on a frankenstein mask & asked if I thought his special ride would be scary enough....

Bastard ignored all my letters ever since....just used n abused me...literally..

thats so wrong in many ways.........PMSL!!! made me laff me a$$ off

I wrote to jimmy saville on several occasions as a kid and I was never picked to go on the show
i wanted so much to meet the bay city rollers LMFAO!!

changed my mind though on a weekly basis though what i wanted so that was probobly it..........

but some git wants to go on a rollercoaster and he takes em! and they get a jim fixed it for me bling bling bloody cheapo tacky medallion .........they should of git their a$$es down to gullivers world (tight wads!) !!!

heres a special jim'll fix it for me badge maker
http://www.thomasscott.net/jim/


reet though ill get back to ya on what I want now though..........still cant make up my mind and i spose a snog with simon le bon is out of the question now (cos hes gone quite ming...)

[AB45]

Originally Posted by Shooms

I wrote to Jim in about 1982 asking to go on the scariest ride in the world... invited me to BBC Studios, asked me into his dressing room & then put on a frankenstein mask & asked if I thought his special ride would be scary enough....

Bastard ignored all my letters ever since....just used n abused me...literally..

lol that explains alot, it all comes flooding back eh Shooms.

[doolz]

who the fuck was bapabaa

"JIM'L FIX IT FOR YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND BAPABAAAAAAAA"

[Charlie]

I used to find it amusing when some thick fookers used to address there letters "Dear Jim'll" as if Jim'll was actually his name haha

[Jiglo]

I wrote to him to fix it for me to visit an observatory to look at the stars, but when he never wrote back, I knew then that dreams don't come true afterall

I thought they'd give me a big telescope too if I went on as a present

I used to feel sorry for those kids that got a certificate for their day out, when others got a big bag full of expensive presents

[Elev8/Levit8]

Dear Jim, nowthen nowthen azzitappens

I like football and my hero is Paul Gascoigne (eh eh uh uh Stoke Mandeville hospital)
Please please please could you fix it for me to spend a day with him on the lash, hooring & shooting up smack. (uheeuheeuheeuh)
My dad thinks he's an arsehole, but what does he know, the bearded f*ckwit.

A thousand thank-you's to you kind sir
Elv8