A bit whoooo, a bit waaay !

[Shooms]

Bumped for the dodgy newbies... & also to mourn the loss of Eliv 8 on OSA Where is the MIA fucker ? Slanderous suggestions on a postcard to the usual address... the winner will receive a shag from Lottie.... the looser will recieve 20

[Brock Landers]

Originally Posted by Shooms

Bumped for the dodgy newbies... & also to mourn the loss of Eliv 8 on OSA Where is the MIA fucker ? Slanderous suggestions on a postcard to the usual address... the winner will receive a shag from Lottie.... the looser will recieve 20

Done for shoplifting?

Looking forward to the shag. Will it be a proper passionate do with requests met with happiness or a "Shooms has commanded it so I have no choice" kind of miserable shag?

I'm kind of hoping for the former...............

[U31]

Never shop lifted but used to have fun by nicking the local dealers/ arseholes cars back in the day, taking them throgh as many speed cameras as i could, then nonchalantly parking them back up where i found them...


Oh, why were Fords so easy to key back then!

[tag]

School dinner time we used to head off to the local newsagents near the school which we named 'widow twankys' after the daft cow who worked there,she thought the sun shone out of our arses and we were nice pleasant boys but unbeknown to her we had our 'twan compartments' which were basically the inside pockets of our school blazers cut at the bottom to allow all the loot to fall into the whole of the blazer like a big loot bag,football italia 90' stickers,mars bar ice creams and giant turkish delights were the order of the day for me most of the time,used to use excuses like ' do you have any of yesterdays Liverpool echos' so she would go in to the stock room and our light fingers would do the work,feel a reet cnut now tho,i think she lost her job as well poor cow


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[Legends Nick]

i used to go into Woolies and grab 2 cans of silly string, put them in the pockets of my jacket, and walk out, did about 125 cans in one day, got caught one day robbing a Marathon from the local shop, never done since

[Ed_the_ball]

Convicted and paid the price for doing so ....

Caught pilfiring 80 growlers worth of flowers on a camered forecourt ( got away with that but later spotted by the dibble en route home,still in the buckets,unlucky . it was after a logical progression gig and the sherbets brought out the worst in me ).

Whence stood in front of the magistrates my previous announced was for two bottles of Moet.

The face and cynical words from the judge was priceless.

(£180 fine and record )

Ho hum

[DeeDee]

i used to be slightly light fingered when i was a kid, got caught twice, got brought home in a meat wagon and me nan gave the copper a right rollocking for making me 'look as white as a sheet'! hehe love me nan god rest her soul.... last 'lifted' in the early 80's sort of lost the bottle....would be scared sh*tless now! lol armando still partakes in the odd small item like yesterday in asda i wanted two wooden dishes to place all arty farty in my bathroom....armando used the self paying checkout to pay for what he wanted to, my dishes he decided would be buy one get one free when the lady wasnt looking.....he does it for the thrill nowadays a bit like richard madley!

[cutter]

going on the metropolitan line from one end to the other and getting off at every stop to borrow something with a group of mates

Socks, sweets, a desktop fan, a newspaper, walkmans.... lol the list go's on

also got caught at makro knicking trainers but got away from a police charge as the girl i was with admitted full responsability

love leaving bits hanging off of the trolley in supermarkets if they dont ask i dont pay... and if the do ask "oops sorry i forgot"

cant do nowt now though allthough i did have some rather cheap i-pods for sale recently ooooh and some dvd's and computer games lolol

and what do i do for a living??? security officer in retail lol

[Legends Nick]

My 2 year old likes to grab stuff in shops and when we get halfway down the road we notice, daren't take it back in fear of embarrasment

[Ed_the_ball]

Isn,t being charged for VAT on purchasing a car,taxed on driving the thing from a - b ,being taxed on fuelling it and everything you,ve purchased in that said vehicle one and the same thing? We,re took for twats,power to the people i say

[anthonyf218]

used to work in allsports as a saturday job whilst at skool and college, and me and a mate used to take orders for trainers and other shit like Saints and Liverpool tops . We'd only rob the expensive trainers though, anything for £80 and above and sold em at half price to mates. On our lunch hr id stick one trainer in the sleeve of my coat jacket and throw the jacket over my shoulder, then straight out of the stock cupboard, thru the shop, and away to stash it. Right nr the ADSA where Armando robbed his dishes actually . Then my mate would do the same with the other foot.

The good thing was the manageress was robbin as well so when it came to stockcount day she had to fiddle the books bigtime . Went on for about 2 yrs then i got sacked for falling asleep in the trainers section one sat morning after having an acid on the friday night.

[leaky]

as a nipper whenever we went to greengrocers the shopkeeper always gave me a carrott, then one day we went in i just picked one up and started scoffing it my mum gave me a fooking i never forgot spanked my legs in front of the whole shop, had my little shorts on too hence i didn't do it again,

couple of years later we had our own newsagents, and i did have the biggest pile of pinched football stickers to swap at school but that was robbing from my own, which i suppose is worse

folk who break into peoples homes and rob stuff that people have worked hard for, need stringing up by the knackers and left to die, imo