Flying twats!!!

[Benny-Digital]

Right, Wot the fuk is the deal with Wasps, Now dont get me wrong i love animals and that but the Wasp serves no purpose from what i can make out??? Are they just there 2 fly around yer face, try and drink yer Magners (mmmmmm magners) and generally take the piss like a twat with a shotgun..

Trap them bastards in a glass get em pissed and high Its the only way..

[*sam*]

I totally know what u mean!...I love sittin in my garden chillin, but when those fuckers come, its hell!!!Annoy the hell outa me!

x sam x

[biggz]

MMMMMMMMMMM MAGNERS

[MizzDeedz]

they scare the crap outta me

im one of the ppl you see running around a beer garden doing the 'wasp dance'

[Lozzie]

Magners is sex!!!!


I have a tip for you then...when in the garden...get a large plastic water bottle, and cut the top half off (about a third really...sort of just before the spout beggins)...put jam in the bottomsection (you only need a bit, trust me) then put the top back on INVERTED so that the spout i facing down. The stupid wasps fly in, but can not get back out...and they perish in the jam!!!! Learnt this trick when I stayed in Franc with some of my parents friends...works excellently well, spesh when you are trying to eat your croisants in the morning lol.

[Benny-Digital]

Originally Posted by Lozzie

Magners is sex!!!!


I have a tip for you then...when in the garden...get a large plastic water bottle, and cut the top half off (about a third really...sort of just before the spout beggins)...put jam in the bottomsection (you only need a bit, trust me) then put the top back on INVERTED so that the spout i facing down. The stupid wasps fly in, but can not get back out...and they perish in the jam!!!! Learnt this trick when I stayed in Franc with some of my parents friends...works excellently well, spesh when you are trying to eat your croisants in the morning lol.

Niiiiiiiiice...I used 2 catch Bullheads and Sticklebacks like that down the brook.. Look a bit daft in the booza tho ay???

[Lozzie]

Originally Posted by Benny-Digital

Niiiiiiiiice...I used 2 catch Bullheads and Sticklebacks like that down the brook.. Look a bit daft in the booza tho ay???

hehe, yeh! Althoug yo could tell the pub to sort it...spesh if u go there all the time...

[amymars]

Originally Posted by Lozzie

Magners is sex!!!!


I have a tip for you then...when in the garden...get a large plastic water bottle, and cut the top half off (about a third really...sort of just before the spout beggins)...put jam in the bottomsection (you only need a bit, trust me) then put the top back on INVERTED so that the spout i facing down. The stupid wasps fly in, but can not get back out...and they perish in the jam!!!! Learnt this trick when I stayed in Franc with some of my parents friends...works excellently well, spesh when you are trying to eat your croisants in the morning lol.

im gonna try that, I fucking hate them. The thing is, I can forgive bees, because they seem fluffy and nicer, and they are called bumblebees! Wasps, are thin and evil and on a mission. I hate all insects, so Im gonna trap them!

[Toosh]

I hate wasps Grrrrrrr Little feckers just sting anyone, for fun aswel no purpose to it! Bees on the other are cool (well as cool as you can get when your an insect) They only sting once, when in danger and in return they give us honey. and they polinate flowers!!! Big love to all bees

[stee]

As posted in another thread.....

Originally Posted by stee

Wasps.

My ultimate hate object, (well, apart from that "It's gonna taste gre-e-eat" Frosties kid.....)

They remind me of a little scally who has had 3 Stella's and a cheeky line in't bogs and now thinks he's 10 men. They are just wrong, wasps. All they do is piss you off by buzzing in your ear and getting right in your face in a beer garden, so that you end up running around flapping your arms trying to twat the fucker, and everyone looks at you like you're a dribbling retard......
They just fly about randomly stinging people, at least bees have the decency to cark it once they've stung you.

Wasps, just no need.

I fucking hate the little twats.

[Benny-Digital]

Originally Posted by stee

As posted in another thread.....



I fucking hate the little twats.

Lol.. I missed that 1 .

[Elev8/Levit8]

PMSL this thread got me thinking about that geezer with the massive bunsens singing "Only You" acapella in his leopardskin brothel creepers

[Str33tb0y]

Originally Posted by MizzDeedz

they scare the crap outta me

im one of the ppl you see running around a beer garden doing the 'wasp dance'

awww me three, i run like a big girls blouse with anything that buzzes anywhere near me lol

[Elev8/Levit8]

Originally Posted by Str33tb0y

awww me three, i run like a big girls blouse with anything that buzzes anywhere near me lol

(impersonates Shooms) ...I'm not surprised after the fracas you had with that vibrator-wielding Sumo wrestler...

[sweet sensation]

Originally Posted by Elev8/Levit8

PMSL this thread got me thinking about that geezer with the massive bunsens singing "Only You" acapella in his leopardskin brothel creepers

Looking from a window above
when someone gave me a shove
I am falling....
Seems like only minutes away
moving further each day
I am falling....

All I needed was a safety net
all I got was a broken neck
and all because of you
sniffing glue........