Flying twats!!!

[Elev8/Levit8]

Originally Posted by sweet sensation

Looking from a window above
when someone gave me a shove
I am falling....
Seems like only minutes away
moving further each day
I am falling....

All I needed was a safety net
all I got was a broken neck
and all because of you
sniffing glue........

reeto... I'll be the big bawldy one in the middle with the porkpie hat

bum bum bum bum
bum bum bum bum
bum bum bum bum
bum bum bum bum
etc.

[Dj Britalian]

I agree to, they are little feckers

I must admit though, there does'nt seem o have been as many as there have in previous years Hopefully they will all slowly die off leaving us in peace

I hate it when you go to alton towers, you will be stood in a massive great big cue for a ride but you end up standing next to a bin that is brimming with old sweet wrappers & ice cream packets, there are loads of em buzzing around & you have no means of escape coz your trapped in either side of the cue

[amymars]

Originally Posted by Dj Britalian

I hate it when you go to alton towers, you will be stood in a massive great big cue for a ride but you end up standing next to a bin that is brimming with old sweet wrappers & ice cream packets, there are loads of em buzzing around & you have no means of escape coz your trapped in either side of the cue

hahaha yeah!

I remember in primary school they were always near the bins in the playground, and one flew into my packet of crisps and stung me! ahhh! in true primary school style I got to sit down on a blue P.E. mat while a dinner lady dabbed it with a paper towel the solution for all evils, the wet green paper towel with a texture like sandpaper.

[Dj Britalian]

Originally Posted by amymars

sit down on a blue P.E. mat

Crikey,

I remember those, the padding in em were crap always ended up wiv a sore bottom

Its like them wooden benches you got to sit on in assembly when you were in the 4th year juniors

[Benny-Digital]

Originally Posted by Dj Britalian

Crikey,


Its like them wooden benches you got to sit on in assembly when you were in the 4th year juniors

A crackin surface 4 a right loud rippin fart tho them benches.. I remember gettin sent out of the assembly hall the once Lol .

[T.C]

Originally Posted by Elev8/Levit8

PMSL this thread got me thinking about that geezer with the massive bunsens singing "Only You" acapella in his leopardskin brothel creepers

lol, was well mad when he turned up as a cokehead in Twin Town

[MizzDeedz]

Originally Posted by Benny-Digital

A crackin surface 4 a right loud rippin fart tho them benches.. I remember gettin sent out of the assembly hall the once Lol .

they used to make my a$$ itch, lol its like i was sitting there squirming around on the bench like i had worms........WHICH I DIDNT!!! but its just the wooden bench made me buttocks itch like mad, lol so therefore i used to hate sitting on them, give me one of them blue crappy pe mats any time over a bench!!!

[Str33tb0y]

Originally Posted by Elev8/Levit8

(impersonates Shooms) ...I'm not surprised after the fracas you had with that vibrator-wielding Sumo wrestler...

tell me about fella i reckon it must have been bird like wot bit me

[Miss C]

Yeah what IS the purpose of wasps???

Don't like them but I won't kill them, won't kill anything lol....not even a spider live and let live