Getting Your Letters In Words Mixed Up!

[sweet sensation]

I know its called something, but I dont know what but you know when you mix your letters up in your words eg last night I said (after watching the new toliet paper with cleansing balm advert )

'I bet it would make your slit shide' which sounds kinda wrong in itself!!

What I meant to say was

'I bet it would make your shit slide'

I do this all the time

My favourite ever so far is calling Shabba & Danny (C) Shabby & Danna

So have any of you got any pearlers like this and what is it called when you do this?

[Amelie]

Where i used to live there was a shop to the left called Londis, then at the bottom to the right was Lidl, my ex husband dead pissed said he was going to go to 'londl' lol for some skins. I just pictured setting up a rival shop called this in the middle of them, selling shit quality weird named goods, but charging the fuckng earth for them whilst i was at it, sorta a hybrid of them in every way.

[diffussion]

I do it all the time, i blame my keyboard as I dont do it when i write

[pauly p]

I regularly take out the Ban bigs

[sweet sensation]

Originally Posted by diffussion

I do it all the time, i blame my keyboard as I dont do it when i write

Lol! I meant when you speak not when you type!!!

[diffussion]

Originally Posted by sweet sensation

Lol! I meant when you speak not when you type!!!

LOl I cant avoid it with my brace on my nashers. the last 3 years have been quite amusing to other people watchin me struggle to get words out and how they sound when they do come out.

[lottie]

Originally Posted by diffussion

LOl I cant avoid it with my brace on my nashers. the last 3 years have been quite amusing to other people watchin me struggle to get words out and how they sound when they do come out.

braces my arse ! you mean the litre of cider a night

[diffussion]

Originally Posted by lottie

braces my arse ! you mean the litre of cider a night

I dont drink charlotte, well very rarely anyway

[Elev8/Levit8]

Originally Posted by sweet sensation

I know its called something, but I dont know what but you know when you mix your letters up in your words eg last night I said (after watching the new toliet paper with cleansing balm advert )
'I bet it would make your slit shide' which sounds kinda wrong in itself!!
What I meant to say was
'I bet it would make your shit slide'
I do this all the time
My favourite ever so far is calling Shabba & Danny (C) Shabby & Danna
So have any of you got any pearlers like this and what is it called when you do this?

Isn't it called fuckwitxia?

[Northern Star]

Guilty of doin this recently cus remeber having a giggle about it...but i cant remember what it was i said

[lottie]

Originally Posted by Elev8/Levit8

Isn't it called fuckwitxia?

that or marblemouth syndrome

[marchwiel]

Officially it is called a spoonerism but I much prefer

Originally Posted by lottie

marblemouth syndrome

[Str33tb0y]

lol my mum does this all the time a recent classic was when she referred to their next door neighbours (jean and Terry) and Tean and Jerry couldnt stop laughing

[Miss C]

Lol, the award for this one goes to Eddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone who knows him well will vouch for this. Its not just letters, its whole words and sentences completely jumbled up or backwards, or he gets phrases mixed up and mixes them with other phrases, for example, 'sharp as a fiddle' was a recent one. And this isn't just on one off occasions, its constant lol. Its hilarious though, some of the stuff he comes out with, i'll give him that.

I have a secondary occupation as translator.

[simzzzz]

In the heat yesterday walking around London village I had a right pair of BEATY SWOLLOCKS !!!