am I rude or impatient or both?

[nathan]

>Hi,
>AS I'm a klf collector and therefore I'd be interested in this nice klf
record that you have for sale here I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO ASK YOU SOME
IMPORTANT QUESTIONS BEFORE I WILL BID:..1)YOU SAY THAT THE CONDITION OF THE
RECORD IS -EXCELLENT-...BUT I WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU TO DESCRIBE ME IN YOUR
OWN WORDS HOW IS EXACTLY THE CONDITION OF THE RECORD..FOR THIS I WOULD LIKE
TO ASK YOU TO TAKE AGAIN A VERY VERY CLOSE LOOK TO THE THE BOTH SIDES OF THE
RECORD AND PLEASE TELL ME ALL YOU CAN SEE(NOTICE)..ARE THERE SOME LIGHT
SCRATCHES YOU CAN SEE..ARE THERE MANY LIGHT SCRATCHES??...ARE THERE SOME
MORE "SERIOUS" PROBLEMS??...PLEASE TELL ME ALL YOU CAN SEE...2)YOU SAY THAT
THIS RECORD IS A WHITE LABEL PROMO...THEN I WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU WHERE IS
WRITTEN THAT THE THIS RECORD HAS GOT THE -ANTIACAPELA VERSION-OF THE
JUSTIFIED AND ANCIENT?...THEN WHAT ABOUT THE SLEEVE OF THE RECORD..IS THERE
WRITTEN SOMETHING ON THE SLEEVE OF THE RECORD??...WHAT IS THE CONDITION OF
THE SLEEVE??...AND NOW !
>I WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT..HOW DO I KNOW THAT THIS
RECORD IS NOT A COPY FROM THE ORIGINAL??...JUST A BOOTLEG??..AND THEN MY
LAST QUESTION IS ABOUT THE RESERVE PRICE FOR THE RECORD..I WOULD VERY MUCH
LIKE TO KNOW IT..JUST TO KNOW HOW MUCH I SHOULD EXPECT TO PAY..IT'S ALWAYS
GOOD TO KNOW THAT!...I REALLY HOPE THAT I DIDN'T ASK YOU TOO MUCH.... I WILL
BE VERY HAPPY FOR ALL YOUR HELP THAT YOU CAN GIVE ME!!!!!...MANY
THANKS!..FLORIN

Okay. If you are a serious klf collector then you would know that the
catalogue number is etched on the record and is choc ice 3. If you're a KLF
collector then you should know about www.klf.de/ where they list choc
ice 3 as probably the rarest KLF record and a ONE-sided promo white label
with only 200 copies pressed. This is not a bootleg copy. It has a black and
white sleeve in excellent condition which says KLF communications 12 inch.
The boys at the www.klf.de have told me to list this at £150 pound I
personally think it is worth much more and am therefore not going to tell
you the reserve which is why it's a reserve. You're NOT sposed to know!!!
Please don't waste my time any further. I hope I have answered all your
questions.

[OldskoolDazed (al)]

lol fekkin foreighners

he he

al

[Pixie]

I think the guy was being genuine ot be honest. At the end of the day, you're a private seller & he doens't know you. I wouldn't want to part with that much money if I wans't getting what I thought I was.

Also the language barrier might be an issue as people form diff countries can come across in a diff way to what they mean (same as we can to them).

Go easy on the chap Nath hunni xxxx

[nathan]

if he did buy I could see him being a mare!!! In my description I say I will give a full-refund to anyone that doesn't want the record once recieved

[Jonno]

both

[whatyadoinsucka]

HTFR

haven't been getting out the etching tools
and writing on bootlegs
making them look like the real copies



hahahahaha

only joking

my favourite ones are when
americans ask me about the the speed garage
I sell, I just say imo its wank
but they sell well on ebay

and at a pound a throw you can't go wrong