cat

[lottie]

the fuggin neighbours cat keep coming in my garden and taking a dump , is really fuckin annoying me now have been round and told them but they just said just shoo it out ! not offerd to clean the crap up ! dont have pets as i dont wanna spend half my day cleaning fucking shite up and i hate it when people let there animals shit everywere and dont clean it up . any one know anything i can put in the garden to stop the hairy arsed bastard from crapping all over, all i can think off at the moment is squirting bleach at the bastard or buying a BB gun !

[dods]

Originally Posted by lottie

the fuggin neighbours cat keep coming in my garden and taking a dump , is really fuckin annoying me now have been round and told them but they just said just shoo it out ! not offerd to clean the crap up ! dont have pets as i dont wanna spend half my day cleaning fucking shite up and i hate it when people let there animals shit everywere and dont clean it up . any one know anything i can put in the garden to stop the hairy arsed bastard from crapping all over, all i can think off at the moment is squirting bleach at the bastard or buying a BB gun !

do what Jim Carrey does in 'Me, Myself and Irene' and have a shit yourself on their front lawn failing that run their cats over in your car - i fricking hate cats

[MizzDeedz]

utrasonic cat repellent
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ULTRASONIC-CAT...QQcmdZViewItem

or these crystals which are quite cheap - you scatter them around they dissolve leaving a smell that cats and dogs can smell and it deter them from crapping where they have been scattered
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/GET-OFF-CAT-DO...QQcmdZViewItem

Also there is pepper dust which is used to repel kittys http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/GET-OFF-CAT-DO...QQcmdZViewItem

[Danny C]

Barrett Sniper rifle. Has an effective killing range of over a kilometre.

[Lozzie]

I have had exactly the same issue!!!! Ha, Dan has a pelet gun (fires little plastic things (not really painfull...people have been shot all over, including the mouth) Tried cat repelent etc...but we shot the fucker, and it hasn't been back. You also have to completely clean th poo away, or it just thinks that that is where it's loo is!


(ps appologise to any animal rights activists!) It's fine.

[MizzDeedz]

an ex of mine bought a 'super soaker' and used to stand at the kitchen window and blast the kittys off the shed roof in the garden. Was well funny as it was one of them quite powerful sprays on it and it used to make the cats jump a mile.
hehehehehe, still it never hurt them just gave them a bit of a scare

[T.C]

Apparently orange peel scattered about works, they dont like it, so I hear.

Either that, or get a dog

[amymars]

buy a cat mint plant, and plant it somewhere a bit away from where you live.....they'll be so off their little cat heads they wont bother you again. Its like drugs for them. My cats roll about in the stuff and go mental.

[lottie]

Originally Posted by amymars

buy a cat mint plant, and plant it somewhere a bit away from where you live.....they'll be so off their little cat heads they wont bother you again. Its like drugs for them. My cats roll about in the stuff and go mental.

Dont really want to buy anything just want to kill the hairy arsed bastard , lol

[amymars]

some cats are good and bury their poo in their own territory. Others are bastards. You have my permission to throw stuff at them

[Shooms]

Catch it doing it n then rub it's dirty little nose in it's doings..... worked for me 7 months & 13 days since I shat the bed last

[lottie]

Originally Posted by Shooms

Catch it doing it n then rub it's dirty little nose in it's doings..... worked for me 7 months & 13 days since I shat the bed last

shooms your a fuckin animal lad .... pmsfl tho .

[MizzDeedz]

Originally Posted by Shooms

Catch it doing it n then rub it's dirty little nose in it's doings..... worked for me 7 months & 13 days since I shat the bed last

PMSL!!! awww now i cant breathe after reading that.....LOL LOL