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Old 10th July 2006, 02:36 PM
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If it isn't Jehovah's Witnesses, it's Mormons knocking on the door

You don't see Christians knocking on doors trying to convert people.

Mind you they were both young women and I suppose their religion would allow me to marry them both, so I can't remember now why I sent them packing
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Old 10th July 2006, 02:40 PM
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errrrrrm... Jovos & Mormons are Christians, dude...

Both sets get a stout door in the face off me like...
As do yer Muslims, yer HappyClappers, yer Virgin GasBoard et al...
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Old 10th July 2006, 02:44 PM
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Mormons might be Christians, but Jehovah's Witnesses aren't. They believe that Jesus was a prophet, not the son of God
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According to this http://cnview.com/on_line_resources/..._christian.htm Mormons aren't Christians either
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Pretend ur deaf, when they come again...so dnt answer the door or jus look@ em& sign some shit with ur hands! ha ha-it'll well confuse cos they cnt preach, say God has punished u!

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I'm too much of a gentleman!

I always give them the first sentence.........just to make sure, then tell them politely that i'm not interested - before slamming the door in their faces
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Both sets get a stout door in the face off me like...
As do yer Muslims, yer HappyClappers, yer Virgin GasBoard et al...
PMSL

Reminds me of the movie Friday that does, where the Christians ask "Are you prepared for the coming of the Lord.......?" *door slams shut*
(Christian) "Well f*ck you.... half dead mother f*cker!"
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well, I thought as both sets of beliefs revolve around "Christ", as in Jesus Christ, that this made em Christ-ians...
I might well be wrong likes... I don't profess to know or care about such rubbish...

However, I am Curious Oranj so did a bit o Googlin of me own...

Here's a Linky what says Mormons are Christians... and here's annuva one what says Jovos are...

It's all very confusing... I suspect these questions are the source of many a punch-up down whatever pubs yer mormons & yer jovos drink in... if indeed they drink... but one thing's for sure... If they don't know for certain, how the feck are they sposed to convert other peeps? I bet if you ask em, they'll say they are, cos it sounds to me like "the church" are basically using the non-christian argument to dismiss both sets as cults & heretics...
Burn The Heretic! Burn Them I say!
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Them lot rape you on your own doorstep , just dont seem to take NO for a answer how ever go feck yourself you pain in the fecking arse seems to work a treat
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I always go to the door wearing my Devil costume, they love that

Fuckers!
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These were 2 young girls from America and when I told them I wasn't interested, they asked me if I knew might have been.

I don't have any enemies though or I could have been sent them to their house!
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Easiest way to fuck God botherer's off from your door?
Say you're a Satanist.

"I would love to stand and chat, however I am just in the middle of sacrificing a goat to drink it's blood......."

It works like a charm......
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heheh aye... & make sure you're munching on a pork pie, just to be on t'safeside, like
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PMSL Do Mormons not like pork pies?
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dunno... but it might be yer Jews... hard to tell cos I've got that funny glass in me front door... take no chances!
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