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Old 9th July 2006, 03:55 PM
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Miracle diet pills that really work

Here's a novel idea for achieving weight loss with minimal effort www.themq.com/index.php?articleid=192&issue=107

I like this quote - “Megaslim has changed my life. Now, I eat pizza and donuts for three meals a day, and I still lose weight! When friends ask me what my secret is, I have to giggle, just thinking of that cute little tapeworm, feasting away on my intestinal wall.”
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“Tapeworms are not to be taken lightly,” he told reporters Tuesday. “Once infected with a worm, a subject can experience diarrhea, gastral cramps, weakness, fatigue, malnutrition, and a dangerously sexy waistline'
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Errrrrrrrrrrrr
I would actually keele over and die of revolt if a f@cking worm so much as even sniffed at my intestines

I can barely even look at one squibbling around on the ground, nevermind having a giant one slither around my insides


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im in agreement with Miss C - the thought of one of them slithering around in my guts makes me want to

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

also i heard sommat gross - that if you have a tapeworm and you die they crawl out through your nose or mouth!!! kindof like sommat out of an alien movie.......... dunno if its true or not but it makes me feel well ill.
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That awful

What will they think of next
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Awwww that is just feckin' Ewwwwww!!! LoL!
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also i heard sommat gross - that if you have a tapeworm and you die they crawl out through your nose or mouth!!! kindof like sommat out of an alien movie.......... dunno if its true or not but it makes me feel well ill.[/quote]

your sorta right they grow to huge lengths inside your stomach and one of the ways to get them out it to hold raw meat near your mouth and the tape worm will come up your throat for it .
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Yeh the tame worm thing is pretty supid! U eat the eggs& they hatch& then get2 work! Bit extreme if u ask me- get2 the gym& eat healthy! Tut, flippin sald dodgers!!!! ha

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It is a made up company and product, but the idea is genius

It's almost a cert that some Hollywood stars would be trying a tapeworm diet though lol

No doubt millions of other people will be using this very diet now (including some on this forum), unaware that they're infested
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It is a made up company and product, but the idea is genius

It's almost a cert that some Hollywood stars would be trying a tapeworm diet though lol

No doubt millions of other people will be using this very diet now (including some on this forum), unaware that they're infested
Thats where i read all about it , it was was some hollywood stars apperantly used back in the 50,s , dont think i will be trying it just even reading and thinking about it is seriously putting me off eating !
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Ha guess where i heard bout it!?-Casualty, this las who used to be massive, used 'em to get the guy of her dreams& 2fir into a size 10 wedding dress- went wrong obviously& had to pump out of her stomach-she wa throwing em up, thats how they found out! ha this was ages, maybe yrs ago!

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Urgh!!

It's the first time i've thought about people using them, rather than being used by them
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Ha guess where i heard bout it!?-Casualty, this las who used to be massive, used 'em to get the guy of her dreams& 2fir into a size 10 wedding dress- went wrong obviously& had to pump out of her stomach-she wa throwing em up, thats how they found out! ha this was ages, maybe yrs ago!

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jesus christ some people never fail to amaze me ! why not try swapping a fucking pie for a salad once in awhile .
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Exactly-salad dodgers!!!

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Exactly-salad dodgers!!!

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pmsl love that word its up there with fuckwitt
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