Paul & Heather McCartney....

[blue jammer]

Bout time they had it out good n proper.

Then afterwards she can get legless and he won't need to do any leg work



(2 in 1, 2 in 1)

[Jiglo]

You're all going straight to hell

[blue jammer]

Originally Posted by Jiglo

You're all going straight to hell

Are you pulling my leg there?

[tucker2005]

Originally Posted by Amelie

Personally i think she was always out for the cash, i don't really think she has the charidee work at heart- its just to be seen as a do-gooder. Paul Macca is actually my best friends mums second cousin (dogs, grans, next door neighbours, unkle's sister lol).

im related to the BGEES like that honestly lol

[MizzDeedz]

Originally Posted by Jiglo

You're all going straight to hell

theres some class one liners on here tonight lol - definatly some tena lady moments!! HAHAHAHAHA

[northern minx]

i know i really shudnt, but this thread just made me
some classic posts!

[Danny C]

I wonder if he told her to "hop it"

[Str33tb0y]

i was realy shocked about this i thought they were a match made in heaven

[T.C]

Fan, to Paul MacCartney: "Will you ever go down on one knee again?"

PM - "I'd prefer it if you called her Heather"

[turpieaj]

Heather was asked her reason for the break up.

"I couldn't tell you - im completley stumped" was the answer.

[Pissbag]

and we should remember that, while the jokes are funny, we should spare a thought for Paul. Now Heather’s left him, he’s going to struggle to find another woman who can fill her shoe.

[blue jammer]

Groans aplenty, wouldn't want her new relationship to start off on the wrong foot now, would we?

[turpieaj]

Yep the thighs the limit

Andy