how shaming is this lottie

[emmab]

Cant find ur embarrass thread but this happened to me yesterday

In tescos shopping and had a very long skirt on which decided to get well and truley trapped in the wheel of the trolley

wrapped round several times to the extent i had to lift it up by handle with items in trolley

I had to ask one of the kids to go and get help whilst i wrestled to hold the trolley up on two wheels so skirt wouldnt rip

I felt like a T:T

A man came to my rescue and hundreds of shoppers stared and laffed

dont wear long skirts wen shoppin

[jenwah]

no way, awww bless ya, i'd have been laughin at myself loads haha.

[emmab]

Originally Posted by jenwah

no way, awww bless ya, i'd have been laughin at myself loads haha.

I was believe me it kinda numbs the pain

[jenwah]

Originally Posted by emmab

I was believe me it kinda numbs the pain

hahahahaha, touch wood, i havent done anythin really embarrassing lately, tho usually its always me that does do!!!

i always manage to fall over on nites out, like once, i slipped on the dancefloor and landed on my kneww, in front of loadsa people, i jus pretended it was part of my routine and started worshipping the ground kind of thing haha. my best mate was wettin herself at me, knowin full well what i'd done lol

i fell in a puddle in the middle of town the other week, thats about it lol

[*sam*]

ha thats sounds like a good cover-up!
Well done!
I hate in supermarkets- but when i was a kid i always used to go an get stuff& always put it in the wrong trolly!
ALWAYS!


x sam x

[jenwah]

Originally Posted by *sam*

ha thats sounds like a good cover-up!
Well done!
I hate in supermarkets- but when i was a kid i always used to go an get stuff& always put it in the wrong trolly!
ALWAYS!


x sam x

haha, i used to do that as well lol.
i remember as a kid once, (may have posted this b4) i was in the shoe shop wit my mum pickin out some shoes for school. i heard someone shout me, and this lady said to me without lookin down "do u like these" so i said "yes they're nice" and this lady looked at me dead starngely and then her daughter came runnin over who had the same name as me lol.

my mum found it hilarious lol

[*sam*]

i once went up to a bloke thinking it was my dad- start talking& hold his hand!

I got some funny looks from him& his wife!

x sam x

[ilovepiano]

Originally Posted by jenwah

i fell in a puddle in the middle of town the other week

Sorry Jenwah, but ....

[lottie]

pmsl emma think you have beat me hands down on that one! bet you cheered a few shoppers up, lol.

[Jiglo]

I was once in Rimini eating a spaghetti bolognese or some other tomato dish, when I spilled some of it down my pure white shirt. It was a nice busy beach front restaurant and all the lovers and shoppers were walking past. I looked like Dracula after he'd just bitten some virgins neck, so I asked the waitress if she had a wet towel or something to try to clean it up a bit with. Anyway she went away and the chef came out all ladie da, shaking his arms and smiling as he strolled slowly towards me. He took so long getting to me and made such a spectacle out of himself that when he finally arrived everybody was looking at me. He took the can and started shaking it about like he had all day and squirted it on my shirt and it brought the stain straight out.

I don't know where i'm going with this, but there you go lol

[*sam*]

that def saved u some embarrssment then didn't it!
It wasn't Barry Scott was it?!

x sam x

[Jiglo]

This was 10 years ago in Italy. It seems the Italians had something better than Cilit Bang all this time.

[jenwah]

Originally Posted by ilovepiano

Sorry Jenwah, but ....

lol