The official 'You haven't lived until you've....' thread

[Lozzie]

You have not lived untill......


You have done a bungee jump!

Played Hop garden!

Got stuck in the middle of a canal on this dodgy boat thats not!

Been chased by farm animals! Seen the Red sea!

Nearly fainted in Asda from eating Ox tongue (just wanted to try it)!

Got pissed in School!(wouldn't be winning "student of the year" really would i?)

Stayed up all night then gone to your mums hen party battered infont of people who used to change your nappy!!!!!

Caught somebodys gaze in a club/wherever and just proceeded to kiss them coz a bolt of lightening just struck your head, but never asked for their number or their name.....just left it at that (will never forget that-he was bloody gorgeous. Quality way to get over ur ex!!!)

[AB45]

Originally Posted by Lozzie

You have not lived untill......



Caught some bloke from essex gaze in a club/wherever and just proceeded to kiss them coz a bolt of lightening just struck your head, but never asked for their number .....just left it at that (will never forget that-he was bloody gorgeous and he was called Andy). Quality way to get over ur ex!!!)

Form an orderly que!!!

[Sprewell]

You havent lived until you have played hostage.

I was the hostage in this scenario. My ankles were strapped to the bunk bed ladder while i was sat on the top bunk. My sister decides to pull me off while my ankles are still tightly strapped with karate belts.


Anway gravity takes hold and i fall until the karate belts suspend me in mid air. All I heard was a big almight crack. I was suspended there for quite a while as my sister didnt have the strength to lift me up.

A few hours later i eventually get to hospital to find out my ankle is snapped and that it will need quite a few pins lol.

Ill never forget that day.

[T.C]

Originally Posted by Sprewell

. My sister decides to pull me off

errr.. please tell me that isnt erm.... how it sounds

[STEADMANSCOTT]

Originally Posted by Sprewell

You havent lived until you have played hostage.

I was the hostage in this scenario. My ankles were strapped to the bunk bed ladder while i was sat on the top bunk. My sister decides to pull me off while my ankles are still tightly strapped with karate belts.


Anway gravity takes hold and i fall until the karate belts suspend me in mid air. All I heard was a big almight crack. I was suspended there for quite a while as my sister didnt have the strength to lift me up.

A few hours later i eventually get to hospital to find out my ankle is snapped and that it will need quite a few pins lol.

Ill never forget that day.

pmsl quality

[Pissbag]

dropped 2 much 2c1 in evo and can't talk

[Northern Star]

Originally Posted by Pissbag

dropped 2 much 2c1 in evo and can't talk

Lol zombiefied rings a bells

[Jiglo]

You've never lived until you've performed your first mix

Until you done your first 360 on a snowboard

Until you've ridden over 70mph on a snowboard

Until you've jumped out of a plane

Until you've asked the fittest teacher in the school for a christmas kiss

[Northern Star]

youve never lived unless you been lined up with 250 people by the fuzz in a dark and sweaty warehouse in blackburn Ah the memories sheet mesen at the time tho

[Jiglo]

Never had that, but I can only remember going to one illegal rave that actually started

I suppose you got the extra buzz out of it because it wasn't really legit?

[Northern Star]

Originally Posted by Jiglo

Never had that, but I can only remember going to one illegal rave that actually started

I suppose you got the extra buzz out of it because it wasn't really legit?

Bang on there jiggers lol the fear of getting busted was the deal clincher

[ilovepiano]

You've never lived untill....


You've been busted for robbing a Budwieser umbrella from outside a pub on the Albert Dock and locked up for the night, and all you can hear is your pissed up mate in the cell next door singing "Hey Jude" at the top of his voice.

[Northern Star]

Originally Posted by ilovepiano

You've never lived untill....


You've been busted for robbing a Budwieser umbrella from outside a pub on the Albert Dock and locked up for the night, and all you can hear is your pissed up mate in the cell next door singing "Hey Jude" at the top of his voice.

when in rome eh

[Jiglo]

Originally Posted by ilovepiano

You've never lived untill....


You've been busted for robbing a Budwieser umbrella from outside a pub on the Albert Dock and locked up for the night, and all you can hear is your pissed up mate in the cell next door singing "Hey Jude" at the top of his voice.

Hahaha....... in't alcohol brilliant!?

It once made me sing Love Me For A Reason at the top of my voice, masquerading all the ladies in King Street Wigan just after Boyzone released it

[Northern Star]

Originally Posted by Jiglo

Hahaha....... in't alcohol brilliant!?

It once made me sing Love Me For A Reason at the top of my voice, masquerading all the ladies in King Street Wigan just after Boyzone released it

taxi for jiggers