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#46
31st March 2006, 12:35 PM
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i have total sympathy for you in this case, how ever there is a soloution, at lunch time pop over to asda (or your nearest supermarket) and buy some stationary like an a4 folder, then when you have returned from lunch simply pop all of the letters and envelopes into the asda bag between the cover and end of the folder, this will give the impression to collegues that the only thing in the bag is a folder, however caution is needed here and we need to create a smoke screen to pull off the "it got lost in the post scam" i would reccomend sending only a few out, so it looks like the task had been carried out thus covering your back incase of managerial intervention and a possible bollocking. When i was a lad i had a paper round, id deliver a few and chuck the rest in a paper skip located close to my abode, when pulled up over some not being delivered i simply said, go see mr jones (names have been changed to protect real lives) and presto i got away with it!  good luck my dear, and god speed.u know what else i used to do after my paper round?...... right, pop a few tamazies and go for a ride on my bmx, happy days. Uncle Robbie
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#48
31st March 2006, 12:38 PM
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if you get caught take some tamazipan and claim you were drugged and led to a club agaisnt your will 
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#49
31st March 2006, 12:40 PM
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31st March 2006, 01:37 PM
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#51
31st March 2006, 01:43 PM
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i think she would find it hard to beleive you wilingly went anywheres like that
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#53
31st March 2006, 04:34 PM
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you appear to be suffering from a mild form of torrettes, this could be caused by deep hostility and self loathing. a common ailment of this condition is to role reverse, usualy a closet case self loather will accuse others of being what they hate about themselves, id suggest going to see a specialist as they can help you i promise. They say the first step to being cured is to admit to yourself your condition, take a tamazipan and step back, look at yourself and say, im not afraid of my hillbilly background, and its ok to like people of the same sex. repeat untill you feel comfortable.. things will be so much better in the morning Denile isnt an illness, its a state of mind.
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#54
1st April 2006, 10:07 AM
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| dear robbie, i have a problem, the problem is , i havent got a problem but want some temmazzi`s. now if i havent got a problem i cant get temmazzi`s right, so how do i get temmazzi`s with out having a problem??? yours mel 
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#55
1st April 2006, 11:41 AM
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| Dear milenko/ A Dilema, however you do have a problem, you want temmazi and dont have a problem to qualify you to get them, this in turn is causing anxiety, which as fortune would have it qualifies you for temmazies, funny how things work i know but my dear old bean you can know rest easy in the knowledge that like so many many others you too can go to see your GP and request this marvel of modern medicing, for good measure i also reccommed he give you a course of diazipan and riddlin for good measure. failing this, take a few tamazzies and go for a drive in the country, thisng will looks better when you wake up
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#56
1st April 2006, 12:16 PM
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please prescribe me with 4 kezzie supers and some jellies
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#57
1st April 2006, 02:26 PM
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| Dear uncle Robbie, I recieved this letter this morning, although I feel that answering it might be out of my depths so i'm hoping that you could help this poor lady instead, with your superior wisdom Dear Jiglo, It is with great sadness that I write this to you. It all started last month as I arrived home from work early and was going to surprise my husband with a little quality time. We've been having problems recently and I thought spending a bit more time together would strengthen our relationship, at least that was the plan. As I opened the door and walked in, I could here a door slam upstairs I though "Oh kinky, he must be getting himself ready for a bit of fun and games". I thought i'd better strip off downstairs and sneak up and surprise him. As I made my way upstairs I could hear banging coming from the bedroom, "That's odd!" I thought, but maybe he's pretending he hadn't heard me come in. I pushed open the door and ran inside jumping on the bed shouting "Take me Charles, take me now!" and as I landed on the bed revealing my nakedness I all it's glory, I realised that it wasn't my husband, but my nextdoor neighbour who'd finally decided to bring around that wardrobe that he said we could have 6 months ago. Not wishing to be a spoilsport and after hearing that my husband had popped out to the pub, I thought "Well i'm here now and naked and my neighbour does look rather fetching in his toolbelt", so I seduced him and did so for the next 3 and a half weeks. I now think that I should end it though seeing as my stamina isn't what it once was, but I don't now how to do so. Please help this poor woman in need! Miss Daisy Lykes The Cockwell Inn Upper Tillet Herts.
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#58
1st April 2006, 06:25 PM
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Funny you should mention this as only weeks ago a similar thing happend to me whilst repairing my neighbours computer, the door got kicked down and i was confronted with a butt nekid lady wishing to pay homage to my equipment, i thought it would be rude not too and decided to partake in relations with this girl. My point is, that you can break it off and all will be ok, there will be no malice on the third parties part as you have both had fun and its time to close the door on this sequence of events. With regard to your stamina levels i would suggest getting some rest, maybe take a few tamazies and get some well deserved kip, your doctor can provide these at no charge. I wouldnt suggest enlightening your significant other with the news that you have been riding the hobby horse with you neighbour as this could spark of tension in your home and enevitably have repecusions, instead plead the 5th and foget it ever happend... If you ever have problems with your computer tho, please feel free to contact me via email or pm, i do home visits and give special discounts for nekid women, in some cases i have been known to waver the fee totaly if satisfaction is met. Your favourate and unscrupulous Uncle Robbie
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#59
1st April 2006, 06:27 PM
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as for the kezzie super go to your local bargain booze and quote account number 4398761, tell them uncle robbie sent you to receive your complimentry milk bottle and hot knife set Robbie
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#60
2nd April 2006, 01:10 PM
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| last week, my mate made the fateful decision to replace the mahoosive oldskool nuclear micowave (positively analogue), with a new schmoobox with a ghey meep which couldn't even bear the stuffing of a buffalo chickadee! i mean, now wot da monkees gonna do wid dem turkeees? 
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enclosed also is a leaflet for the employee assistance programme.now the said task is mind numbing and is also drying ones hands out
after perusing said leaflet, do i fone the enclosed helpline and ask for employee assistance or do i throw said letters, envelopes and leaflets away and say all got lost in the post?????? im ever so confuzzled as what to do as it is friday and official skive day????
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