A sly little one skinner on a fri afternoon...

Amelie · #1 20th January 2006, 04:38 PM

can have terrible consequences.

After have a sneaky lunch time toot at 2 pm i set off to do some errands. I thought, in a nice moment of goodwill that i would nip into the police station to pick up some lost property- i know, stupid but y'know- lol i was feeling chilled and like it would be fine.

So's i negotiate a spot in the police station carpark, i had to do some crazy 55 point reverse thang as it was the last space- this started to make me a bit more stoned and worried. Anyway, i turn off the engine and look in my bag for the slip i need, and i left it at home. I swear to myself, then set off. Only thing is i hear a massive thud, scrapping etc and the fucking car is raised of the ground passenger side!

I couldn't suss it, i couldn't moce forward or backwards- i was stuck and lopsided. So i get out and realise i have drove onto- thus embedding the frigging car into the police stations rockery effergy. My car was properly 'attached' to a feck off huge rock. I had to ask inside for help, and it took 4 police men to move my car.

They were laughing at me like mad, more so as i was on the phone to Jonno saying it was just a 'scratch'. Its not. And all this time i am thinking fuck me i am stoned, and plus i was shitting myself that i had yet to get insurance and my parra was telling me they knew this.

I have only had my lovely car a week as i wrote my last one off just before xmas

I ruin every car i have.

Str33tb0y · #2 20th January 2006, 04:41 PM

aww bless ya. Im always having a crafty toke and get well paranoid when i see the dibble at the best of times, let alone in that situation.!

Hope ur cars not too bad!

sirius · #3 20th January 2006, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amelie

can have terrible consequences.

After have a sneaky lunch time toot at 2 pm i set off to do some errands. I thought, in a nice moment of goodwill that i would nip into the police station to pick up some lost property- i know, stupid but y'know- lol i was feeling chilled and like it would be fine.

So's i negotiate a spot in the police station carpark, i had to do some crazy 55 point reverse thang as it was the last space- this started to make me a bit more stoned and worried. Anyway, i turn off the engine and look in my bag for the slip i need, and i left it at home. I swear to myself, then set off. Only thing is i hear a massive thud, scrapping etc and the fucking car is raised of the ground passenger side!

I couldn't suss it, i couldn't moce forward or backwards- i was stuck and lopsided. So i get out and realise i have drove onto- thus embedding the frigging car into the police stations rockery effergy. My car was properly 'attached' to a feck off huge rock. I had to ask inside for help, and it took 4 police men to move my car.

They were laughing at me like mad, more so as i was on the phone to Jonno saying it was just a 'scratch'. Its not. And all this time i am thinking fuck me i am stoned, and plus i was shitting myself that i had yet to get insurance and my parra was telling me they knew this.

I have only had my lovely car a week as i wrote my last one off just before xmas

I ruin every car i have.

Whats jonno doing letting you out without your medication?

Nah, that must have been embarassing . Id sue the police for causing an obstruction. lol

Well, its a good job theres always plenty sat inside ready to help isnt it?

Sirius.