If you had to get rid of someone... - Page 2

ilovepiano · #16 16th January 2006, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Lozzie

It involved tieing a person to a table, strewn with bamboo seeds. These babies grow very quickly, up through the person...a very slow painfull death.

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Lozzie · #17 16th January 2006, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ilovepiano

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I know it's wrong isn'tit. But if I was pushed to do it......it'd have to fucking mean it. In the case of the monster...it is me or him...so y'know, he better watch his ass, coz I aint going down without a fight!

S-J · #18 16th January 2006, 08:02 PM

lol no way did you put the post up....

Well my weapon of choice you already know Doc....

But for those that dont.... A great big fcuk off "Whale Harpoon"

S-J x

cutter · #19 16th January 2006, 08:03 PM

1 x funnel

1 x arsehole

1 x bag of cement mix

place said funnel into rectum and pour in the cement

if this doesnt work then place the funnel in the mouth of the person (unwashed of course) and repeat process......

doolz · #20 16th January 2006, 08:32 PM

a black widow

and lots and lots of these

il kill ya but its gonna take a very long time if im carefull
and its gonna hurt

alot

PepeLePew · #21 16th January 2006, 08:36 PM

I saw a film once where a guy was chained up over a huge micemeat machine. And slowly lowered in until he confessed something. The other dude went round to his tied up guys gaff and hunted for something. Where an Alsatian attacked him, the dude won with an electric bread-knife. Went back to the guy and cerimoniosly dumped him.

Anyone know what film that was called?

However my fav was a hammer house of horror. Where there was a sadistic manager of a blind persons home who used to use his Alsatian(yes I love Alsatians

) to terrorise the residents. The blind people caught the dog and manager and locked them in a cellar in total darkness. After a week of starvation. They opened the door to the managers cell, he crawled out. The blind people closed that door(remotely) and turned the lights on before him he saw a foot wide, but long alley way studded with razor blades leading to safety. Then they turned off the lights and let the Alsatian out...

S-J · #22 16th January 2006, 08:45 PM

Doc.... Ive just had a well mad thought... You could choose your weapon like that bird from morsalium

S-J x

Lozzie · #23 16th January 2006, 09:31 PM

Can I just say Stej, I think you are the only other person appart from myself who would put a thread up like this!!! LOL

johny · #24 16th January 2006, 10:01 PM

It would have to be a hoard of zombies, vs me with a blade,

The stainless steel shite type that everyone posts are dangerous in practice, so it has got to be the genuin thing.

http://www.nihonto.com/8.10.04.html

sirius · #25 16th January 2006, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Lozzie

Ill explain the bamboo...... It involved tieing a person to a table, strewn with bamboo seeds. These babies grow very quickly, up through the person...a very slow painfull death.

The Japs were cruel bastards during the war. My late Grandma (who died when I was a kid) could never forgive them wicked bastards for what they did, and I dont blame her.

Saying that, my weapon of choice would be a wet towel. Rather a painful way to die in the right hands/method

Sirius.

li'l Sonz · #26 16th January 2006, 11:42 PM

Sisters think alike Lozzie coz before I'd even read what u put i thought a Samurai sword!!! I think its just a little bit classy and graceful to end someone!!!

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Lozzie · #27 17th January 2006, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by li'l Sonz

Sisters think alike Lozzie coz before I'd even read what u put i thought a Samurai sword!!! I think its just a little bit classy and graceful to end someone!!!

xx

Exactamondo!!!(Get out of my head again sonz....lol

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