Tell us something embarrassing.....

[sirius]

Has anything happened to you in the last few months that you found embarrassing?

Can be trivial, or can be as bad as going to work in your slippers. lol.

Just have a laugh at yourself, and share with others


I will kickstart. Last week, I was at a party and whilst daydreaming and thinking of things at the party, and just escaping for a while lol, I was being talked to across from the adjoining table to my right side. This bird was starting a convo with me in some attempt to chat me up I think....or even just to be polite at the party, I dont know. However, I was just oblivious to this, her, and almost everything. Apparently she had been trying to talk to me and was waving her hands (LOL) but I didnt realise.

I was embarrassed. My freinds told me about five minutes later. . I was like ooops, mr observant I must say!.

Is it any wonder I dont pull? lol. "what girl, when? "

Okay, that wasnt too bad by your standards I bet, but its a thread starter lol.

Everybody does silly stuff from time to time, so come on, dont be shy.

Sirius.

[Northern Star]

Erm walking round with my fly undone at work

[sirius]

41 views and only one response? lol.

come on, dont be chicken.






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[murfso]

mines aint from a few months ago its from years ago sitting in a party off my head thought someone was on the stairs started talking to them but no one was there my mates were all pissing themselves laffing

there was a bloke sitting beside me trying to chat me up after the scene beforehand he swiftly moved away


too many drugs done that nite to say the least

another random thing when i was younger off my head i used to think everyone in club and raves were wearing glasses no idea why

[milenko/]

i got caught beating one off to the kays catalogue lingerie section by me mam

[murfso]

Originally Posted by milenko/

i got caught beating one off to the kays catalogue lingerie section by me mam

lmfao

ohh another one for me was standing in queue for alicante instead of belfast coming back from hazys off my head not a good idea taking a gary before heading to airport ended up going of to easy jet kiosk after about 40 mins when i realised what id just done missed flight

[divadondon]

I went into town one day before work (i work in a shop) and was meant to be back intime to iron my uniform and get to work.
anyway i was running late and rushed home getting my work jumper out of the dryer quickly get it on ...gets sorted and gets to work ontime.
Later on in work this little lady asks me to get her sommatt of the top shelf which i did! She then says to me "you just dropped sommat luv" looked down and there on the floor is a pair of my skimpiest fookin g strings .
Obviously they had been in my jumper in the dryer and somehow i didnt realise they were there .
To say i rushed out the back with them is a understatement

[sirius]

Originally Posted by divadondon

I went into town one day before work (i work in a shop) and was meant to be back intime to iron my uniform and get to work.
anyway i was running late and rushed home getting my work jumper out of the dryer quickly get it on ...gets sorted and gets to work ontime.
Later on in work this little lady asks me to get her sommatt of the top shelf which i did! She then says to me "you just dropped sommat luv" looked down and there on the floor is a pair of my skimpiest fookin g strings .
Obviously they had been in my jumper in the dryer and somehow i didnt realise they were there .
To say i rushed out the back with them is a understatement

nice one.

Last week, I had to dash out to meet somebody in town. I quickly got changed before I went, put my new jeans on and the belt buckle across. But obviously I hadnt done it properly in haste. The meet went fine, did our thing and went our own ways. I spent another hour or two round the shops, and about an hour and a half later on my way out of town to the car I heard this strange dangling noise as it was quieter about. I looked down and my belt buckle is down near my knees lol. Obviously it has been okay for the meet up and as Id wandered around town it had undone and under its own wieght/momentum gradually pulled through the straps.

Bet people must have thought I was setting a new chav fashion trend lol. .


Im always doing stuf like that. I think everybody does them if they are honest, but everybody would rather keep quiet about it and they hide it better.

I saw one guy at weekend with his jumper on inside out and back to front. The stitching was on the outside the label hanging out the front. Dozy sod. lol. Bet he felt a right tit when he realised.

Sirius.

[divadondon]

Originally Posted by sirius

nice one.

Last week, I had to dash out to meet somebody in town. I quickly got changed before I went, put my new jeans on and the belt buckle across. But obviously I hadnt done it properly in haste. The meet went fine, did our thing and went our own ways. I spent another hour or two round the shops, and about an hour and a half later on my way out of town to the car I heard this strange dangling noise as it was quieter about. I looked down and my belt buckle is down near my knees lol. Obviously it has been okay for the meet up and as Id wandered around town it had undone and under its own wieght/momentum gradually pulled through the straps.

Bet people must have thought I was setting a new chav fashion trend lol. .


Im always doing stuf like that. I think everybody does them if they are honest, but everybody would rather keep quiet about it and they hide it better.

I saw one guy at weekend with his jumper on inside out and back to front. The stitching was on the outside the label hanging out the front. Dozy sod. lol. Bet he felt a right tit when he realised.

Sirius.

Dont know why everybody stays quiet though .... its sommat to laugh about aint it

[T.C]

Originally Posted by sirius

I saw one guy at weekend with his jumper on inside out and back to front. The stitching was on the outside the label hanging out the front. Dozy sod. lol. Bet he felt a right tit when he realised.

Sirius.

Thats just reminded me , when I was in Leicester the other week, I walked past a family on the pavement just in time to hear the mum say to the dad about the little boy of about 4/5 "Ooh he's put his jeans on back to front!!"
Had to look and he had, the pockets were at the front and they were all baggy at the front, obviously the room where his bum should have been
Couldnt help but laugh , bless him , especially as he looked as grumpy and offended at the laughter as a little kid can look, bless him

[Lozzie]

I don't tend to get embarressed at all really. Just laugh as if I'd seen someone else do whatever stupid thing I'd just done...

[Mojo]

A few years ago i had to take my pet Igiuana to the vets, so i booked him in for 8am. Our vet has a few surgerys and we normally take our pets to Cross gates, this time it was Grforth where i`d never been b4 and r lass said it was on the grange estate. So i went to a housing estate and a surgery and went in, i went to the desk and said i had an appointment at 8, she looked and said sorry i havnt got your name but i may be able to fit u in. After 5 mins she said i can wait and get in, so i sat in the waiting room full of ppl holding my shoe box with my igi in. 5 mins past and im looking around like ya do and reading the posters on the walls. Im thinking to myself, why the hell is there a poster about the mmr jab, and why another about birth control. Looking around i realise that nobody has got any pets, then it hit me.



I wasnt in a vet surgery, i was in a fukking doctors surgery.

I got up and then i heard my name being called out for my appointment, i shot out like well quick and got the hell outta there.

Nightmare

[ilovepiano]

About a week before Christmas I was driving back from Preston with a mate of mine. It was getting a bit dark so I flicked the lights on. He says "have you got your fog light on?"

I said "no, why?"

He says "what's that light on your dashboard for then?"

I said "it's just a light that lights up when you switch the lights on"

He says "are you sure?"

I then pressed the fog light switch and the light went off.

For NINE FUCKING MONTHS I'd been driving around with my fog light on. What a fuckin prick.

[ste huxley]

LOL nice 1 hahahahahahhahaa

Originally Posted by Mojo

A few years ago i had to take my pet Igiuana to the vets, so i booked him in for 8am. Our vet has a few surgerys and we normally take our pets to Cross gates, this time it was Grforth where i`d never been b4 and r lass said it was on the grange estate. So i went to a housing estate and a surgery and went in, i went to the desk and said i had an appointment at 8, she looked and said sorry i havnt got your name but i may be able to fit u in. After 5 mins she said i can wait and get in, so i sat in the waiting room full of ppl holding my shoe box with my igi in. 5 mins past and im looking around like ya do and reading the posters on the walls. Im thinking to myself, why the hell is there a poster about the mmr jab, and why another about birth control. Looking around i realise that nobody has got any pets, then it hit me.



I wasnt in a vet surgery, i was in a fukking doctors surgery.

I got up and then i heard my name being called out for my appointment, i shot out like well quick and got the hell outta there.

Nightmare

[Amelie]

I had a row with Jonno a few months back, over something really daft. Anyway, as he was annoying me i said 'right, i am going to go out with a freind tonight, i am not sitting in with you'. So i get the mobile out a dail my friend, it rings a few times and i think shit, i don't want to go out so i swich it off with my thumb whilst keeping it to my ear. I pretend i am having a convo going 'yeah he's driving me mad, yeah we will deffo go out blah blah', then it starts ringing lol- whilst i am pretending to be talking away. He laughed his head off, which made it worse so i then had to pretend the phone was broke and i was going 'crazy phone' and shaking it and stuff. I refused to admitt lol i was not on the phone really. After a few mins i realised that i looked so bloody stupid and i couldn't stop laughing either.